Imagine being George Clooney. Wouldn't it be great? ?You get to have international fame as being the nippleiest Batman ever.
You can devote your life to pigs and no one thinks you're a weirdo. Your name sounds like a slang word for a ladies area. And, best of all, everyone knows you as an international playboy and eternal bachelor, meaning you can knob your way though vast crowds of women young enough to be your daughter without anyone expecting you to settle down.
Sort of like a male Lindsay Lohan. That is, apart from the age thing. And the more sensible career choices. And the fact that he looks like he'd just smell like an old man, and not like he'd need to be washing at arms length with an antiseptic sponge. And not being a lunatic.? Basically, he's got it made.
But what's this? His girlfriend has been seen wearing a ring? Is this the fall of the house of Cloon?