Lindsay Lohan is nothing if not conscientious. Right now, for example, everybody is worried that she’ll die young.
And Lindsay Lohan knows this, too. That’s why she’s taken the trouble to pose for the photograph that will almost definitely accompany all the ‘Lindsay Lohan: Death Of A Wildchild’ articles that’ll be written in the wake of her tragically premature drug and alcohol-related implosion. That’s right – someone’s taken a photo of Lindsay Lohan with a gun in her mouth, and she’s posted it on Twitter.
Nobody knows exactly why Lindsay Lohan posed for a photo with a gun in her mouth. Some are claiming that it’s a desperate cry for help, others are saying that she’s archly sending up her own public image. Us? We think that there’s a good chance she’s drunk and legitimately believes that the gun is a stranger’s penis. It’d certainly make sense.
Put yourselves in Lindsay Lohan’s shoes for a moment. Yes, we know that’s not an especially pleasant thing to do, because the shoes are covered in a mysterious white powder and there’s probably a bit of vomit lodged into the toe end and the heels are so irregular that they’ll make you fall over every time someone tries to take a photo of you leaving a club, but do it anyway.
Now look at the week that you – Lindsay Lohan, remember – have had. Your ex-convict absentee father has raided your apartment with police because he thinks you’re abusing your little sister and he wants full control of your life. You’ve been fired from a film because you’re not famous enough. You’ve been banned from an entire chain of nightclubs for throwing a glass at your ex-girlfriend’s head. What do you do? Lie low for a bit and wait for everything to blow over? No way! Remember, you’re not you. You’re Lindsay Lohan. So what do you do?
That’s right, you post a picture of yourself with a gun in your mouth to Twitter. Attagirl, Lindsay. We wouldn’t expect anything less from you. The New York Daily News reports:
The image was taken Tuesday night by photographer Tyler Shields, who will feature a few photos of LiLo in his new book, The Dirty Side of Glamor. “Everyone has an idea of Lindsay Lohan and ? I had the pleasure of working with her,” Shields wrote on his Web site. “She is a huge art lover and simply wanted to create some and that is exactly what we did!”
Actually, that’s true. Lindsay Lohan has always dabbled in the arts. There’s this gun photo, and the naked Marilyn Monroe photoshoot she did – plus don’t forget that she once starred in a film about a pair of amnesiac stripper twins with robot hands, and if that wasn’t some kind of lofty situationist deconstruction of the modern ennui at the heart of the human condition, we don’t know what is.
The biggest problem about this gun photo, though, is that Lindsay Lohan has now played her joker. When it comes to attention-seeking, you can’t top putting a gun in your mouth and taking a picture of it. How can Lindsay Lohan command our attention now? By making a film that isn’t total donkey bobbins? Don’t be ridiculous.
Image: Twitpic
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Jos says
Why cant she just die?
scott says
I think Porn may be in her future.
She’d probably be great!
Bored says
About time she actually took a photo that expressed the way shes felt. Seems that she finally realises that looking like a douche in public for fame is kinda lame.
Cosmo says
Id like to see her sucking some dick in porn, lolol
Dan says
Just a little harsh Jos. Let her do the porn first.