American Idol: Ellen Out, J-Lo’s Mighty Buttocks In
Remember when we told you that American Idol's dream judges included Elton John and Justin Timberlake? You do? Good. And remember when you thought that Elton John and Justin Timberlake would never judge
American Idol because, even by
Simon Cowell's standards, they'd both be too ridiculously expensive? Also good. Now think to yourself - if you had to pick a judge for
American Idol who was less famous than Elton John and Justin Timberlake, and so desperate for work that they'd probably do it on the cheap, who would you pick?
Jennifer Lopez? Funny, that's exactly who the
American Idol producers have reportedly picked, too.
Not to replace Simon Cowell, you understand. Jennifer Lopez will replace
Ellen DeGeneres. She's left too. Did we mention that? We meant to.
Michael Jackson’s Corpse Removed From Online Game
What could an acquitted paedophile and alleged Nazi fetishist like Michael Jackson and PopCap games, the producer of many bland and unoriginal flash-based casual games that people gain a Warcraft-like addiction to, possibly have in common? Aside from the obvious evils on both fronts the answer is
Plants vs. Zombies. Plants vs. Zombies is a tower defence style game in which the player assumes the role of a homeowner who uses plants to deter zombies from stealing his house/eating his brain/doing whatever the hell it is zombies actually do. Thrilling, I know.