Oh Iggy Azalea, how quickly the not-quite-mighty have fallen. Just a year ago, Iggy Iggs, as she likes to refer to herself in pop jams, was on her way up in the music world. Her album, The New Classic, did well and had a couple of hits, including the insanely popular song, “Fancy.” She was featured on hits by Ariana Grande and Jennifer Lopez, and the world seemed to be her oyster (I’ve never understood that phrase, but Imma use it).
Then, over the last few months, shit started to go downhill. Rumors began to swirl that Iggy was hella difficult to work with. Like borderline Mariah Carey difficult (bitch, you are NOT Mariah Carey). Then she got a bunch of plastic surgery that made her look like a mixture of a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills and an Asian sex doll. THEN she canceled her “Great Escape” tour. THEN, she did the dumbest thing she could possibly do: she threw shade at the forever princess of pop (and queen of our hearts) Britney Spears.