Celebrities: They’re just like us, and Jude Law is no different. Just like most men, his hairline keeps getting further and further back on his head and, also like most men, he apparently really, really hates condoms. That’s ride, good old rude Jude is going to be a dad for the FIFTH time! One more kid and he’ll get the Brangelina discount card at the Gap.
Jude is having yet another love child (him and the baby mama aren’t together), this time with a 23-year-old named Catherine Harding who was apparently on the Irish version of The X Factor or something. I say he’s having yet another love child, because five years ago he knocked up a 24-year-old waitress. Jude Law is almost 42, so you’d think he’d have learned to put on condoms when banging random 20-somethings, but I guess not.