All things considered, Joe Francis is a real charmer. He first squirmed into the public eye in the late 90s as the founder of the illustrious Girls Gone Wild franchise, and he still pops up in the news periodically … usually for some shockingly assholish legal issue.
Over the years, Old Joe has been arrested countless times for a variety of unpleasantness, including, but not limited to, child abuse and tax evasion. Earlier this month, he was found guilty of three counts of being a huge arrogant asshole … oops! I mean false imprisonment and one count of assault likely to cause great bodily injury. Like I said, he’s a charmer.
Displeased with the recent verdict, Joe made an unwise decision to sound off on video during an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, and the result is beyond amazing. Nearly as entertaining as Girls Gone Wild: Funkin’ at Freaknik (my personal favorite).
Remember way back when Paris Hilton was still relevant? Well, we must have all somehow been transported back to 2006, because she’s started dropping hints about her new album.
Eurovision, the sparkly Olympics of the music world, was held in Sweden last Saturday, and as usual, there was only about 10% of it actually worth watching.
The whole Angie-versus-Jen debate is tired to say the least, but the man behind the fantasy cat fight, Mr. Brad Pitt himself, has thrust it back in our faces with comments he made in a new interview in Esquire Magazine.
Sarah Silverman is definitely onto something with her description of the “Perfect Night” in her new music video spoof. Alternating between video vixen-sexpot and her characteristic quirky-dorky, Sarah claims that her perfect night would be to:
Lennon. Dylan. Hendrix. Bowie. These are just some of the musical legends that ‘Tanning Mom’ Patricia Krentcil is reminiscent of in her debut music video. 
Last night’s Billboard Awards Show was pretty tedious … but, if you stuck with it, there were a few good moments here and there. Justin Bieber was booed by the audience and didn’t even cry. Nicki Minaj and her giant ass gave Lil’ Wayne a lap dance. Miguel literally cold-cocked a fan. The dude from A-Ha joined Pitbull and Christina Aguilera on-stage, and he hit that high note in “Take On Me” (lip synced it, actually, but whatever). And Prince proved that he still rules the school.
Twitter near enough exploded with congratulations when multiple sources came forward to claim that Beyonce and Mr Beyonce were once again expecting the pitter-patter of tiny feet. The woman herself was apparently not so thrilled. 
Last night, the wee section of the twit-O-sphere that digs both hip hop and British period dramas, wet its collective pants over Diddy’s announcement that he had become a series regular on Downton Abbey. But, alas, it was all in jest … Diddy, that jokester, was just promoting his new Funny Or Die video.
