Blood: The Last Vampire Trailer - Vampires + Kung Fu = Win
Hello, and welcome to another edition of Things About Vampires That Clearly Stomp All Over Twilight. So far this week we've shown you a trailer for
True Blood, which is what
Twilight would be like if all the vampires weren't such godawful namby-pambies, and now here's the trailer for
Blood: The Last Vampire, which is what
Twilight would be like if all the vampires were kickass Asian schoolgirl kung-fu ninjas.
And if the phrase 'kickass Asian schoolgirl kung-fu ninjas' gets you as giddy as it does us, you really have to watch the
Blood: The Last Vampire trailer after the jump. It's epic...
Michael Jackson’s GREATEST Songs Revealed!
And so the planet mourns the death of Michael Jackson. Singer, dancer, owner of monkey. Expect to spend the next few long months being force fed compilations of his greatest moments, most of which will feature
Thriller, Billie Jean, Man in The Mirror. His so-called greatest hits. Only, really, they're not. Not by a million miles. We know that because we've listened to every single Michael Jackson record, at least one and a half times each, so we have a fairly advanced knowledge of his work.
So, ignore these "experts", here are his real most wonderful moments...