Okay, The Amanda Bynes Trainwreck Is No Longer Funny

Amanda Bynes IssuesI take full responsibility for being one of the many people who laughed at Amanda Bynes turn into a trainwreck a couple years back.  I mean, how could you not find some amusement at her terrible wigs,  Twitter shade, DUI, and hot mess outfits?

But now it’s gone from a situation that warrants some giggles, to one that just is sad.  Girlfriend needs some serious help, and it’s looking like no one is stepping up to give it to her.

The 10 Hottest Second Generation Celebrities

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As celebs like Angelina Jolie and Kate Hudson have proved, some attractive and talented famous people go on to have other attractive and talented famous people. However, not all sexy celebrity offspring have gone on to achieve the level of fame that the likes of Angelina and Kate have reached (yet).

So, I have compiled a list of 10 of the most second generation celebs. Some are noteworthy and you’ve probably already heard of them, others are mostly famous on Instagram or for hanging out with Kendall and Kylie Jenner. To each their own, I guess.

The Dad From 7th Heaven is Gross and Into Little Kids

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7th Heaven was one of those shows I watched religiously (pun intended), but never told anyone because I didn’t want to look like a total square. Stephen Collins played Eric Camden on the show, the lovable dad/happily married pastor with a heart of gold who made everyone else’s dad look shitty. Sadly, as it turns out, Charlie Sheen might’ve been a better real life dad than Stephen Collins.

Robin Thicke’s Marriage Is Officially DOA

Robin Thicke Paula Patton DivorceIt was pretty obvious to all of us here obsessed with celebrities we don’t actually know in real life that Paula Patton and Robin Thicke’s marriage was in some deep trouble, even before they officially separated.  He just reeked of dirty dog, and she seemed like too much of a class act to put up with his bullshit forever.

When shit hit the fan and she left his ass, Thicke stopped dry humping groupies long enough to start pathetically groveling for Paula back. It was so awkward to witness, but also sad because I don’t know anyone who really thought any of it would work.  And it seems it didn’t.

Drake Is Full Of Post Hook Up Crazy

DrakeUsually its girls who tend to bring the crazy after hooking up with someone, but Drake has shown that guys too can ride the nutso train.  Seems someone had a bit of post-coitus paranoia, and decided threatening the girl made the most sense in keeping her quiet.

Now of course that totally backfired and not only did the girl go to the cops, it’s being reported about all over the place.  Smart, Drake.

The Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez Saga Continues

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I won’t lie: for twenty minutes this morning I mulled over whether or not I would waste my time writing my one millionth blog about the shit show that is Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber. I mean, this shit is getting straight up exhausting and redundant to write about, you know? I literally JUST wrote a blog about how they were at the same party in Paris and he ignored her and hung out with Kendall Jenner! WTF?!

I’m starting to feel like Bieb’s sole purpose in life is to fuck with me (which is super sad, as I’m a 28-year-old woman), because right after my blog about how all his pieces were at the same party together in Paris and he chose to hang out with Kendall over Selena, Bieber pulled a Bieber and Instagrammed a romantic picture of him and Selena, only to delete it like an hour later. I know, I know, classic Bieber.

Jennifer Lawrence Finally Speaks About Hacked Photos

Jennifer Lawrence Vanity FairI think a lot of people have been waiting for Jennifer Lawrence to finally say something about the tons of leaked naked pictures that came out during “The Fappening.”  Sure, there have been a ton of celebs who have had their personal photos hacked, but none more so than JLaw. 

Now, she has done an interview with Vanity Fair and for the first time, she openly talks about the whole ordeal.  And gives the kind of response we have come to almost expect from Lawrence, and I am beyond thrilled about it.

The Celebrity Nude Hacker has a Sick Sense of Humor

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So, apparently The Fappening is still a thing, as the asshole celebrity nude photo hacker has struck again. For a while now, people have been calling “bullshit” because the hacker has only been releasing naked pics of female celebs. Well, apparently the hacker has heard your complaints and is finally giving the public what they want: celebrity dick pics. And by “celebrity”, I mean Hulk Hogan’s super gross son, Nick.

The celeb nude photo hacker obviously has a really twisted sense of humor, because I would rather watch Hulk Hogan’s sex tape on repeat for 12 hours straight than look at one picture of his son’s nasty dick. We already knew the hacker was a total asshole, but apparently he is also a sick, twisted sadist as well. Wait…are we sure the hacker isn’t just Gary Busey?

Ryan Reynolds Now Competing With Ryan Gosling For Most Beautiful Baby

Ryan REynolds Blake LivelyI feel like I kind of totally forgot that Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively were married.  They started dating quietly, got married quietly, and now that Lively doesn’t seem to act much anymore (hopefully due to the fact that she realized she sucks at is), they aren’t often up there in my “celebrities I give a crap about” log book.

But now that the two have announced they are having a baby, I care again.  As if having one spawn created from the sperm of a gorgeous, famous Ryan wasn’t enough, we are now lucky enough to have two.  Yes, Ryan Reynolds may not be nearly as sweet or feminist approved as Gosling, but one cannot deny those abs.

All of Justin Bieber’s Pieces Were At The Same Party in Paris

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So, as most of you know, Paris Fashion Week happened and a lot of noteworthy stuff occurred; most of it somehow involving the Kardashians. From Kendall walking in almost every damn show, to Kim and Kanye dragging poor baby North to a bunch of fashion shows, those hoes owned the PFW press, and now, along with Justin Bieber, they’re at it again.

Bieber and his glorious dirt ‘stache joined the Kardashian clan in Paris for Carine Roitfeld’s birthday party. In case you didn’t know, Carine Roitfeld is the former editor-in-chief for Vogue Paris and is like high-class fashion royalty, so it’s fucking beyond me why the likes of the Kris Jenner, Justin Bieber, and Paris fucking Hilton were invited to her birthday party, but that’s besides the point.