Oh yes, he did. Lil’ Wayne stomped repeatedly on an American flag. But before you get all judgy about it, you should know that he meant no disrespect. He didn’t mean to “desecrate the flag of the United States of America” … he was simply filming a new music video. And sometimes … in the pursuit of true art … treasonous shit happens.
Earlier today, some unfortunate video footage popped up on the Internet showing Wayne shooting the video for the song “God Bless Amerika” from his newest album. The video shows Weezy performing outdoors in front of a huge American flag, which drops down to show a crowd of people. (It’s symbolism, y’all … those people hanging out behind the flag are Amerika, with a K.)
The problem is that after the flag drops to the ground, Wayne stomps around on top of it.
Gather round kids, it’s time for some life lessons à la Courtney Stodden. Do you ever catch yourself admiring your tube top and lucite shoe collection, and think to yourself that it’s just not enough? Worried that the affections of your husband, who’s 35 years your senior, might wane unless you find a way to spice things up? Then you need a gigantic pair of tatty bojangles!
Last night, America carried on its proud tradition of tacky beauty pageants, crowning 2013′s Miss USA and effectively reinforcing that beauty pageants are horrible.
It’s been well documented that there’s nothing Charlie Sheen loves more than a porn star who’s half his age. Teen Mom Farrah Abraham ticks both of these boxes nicely, with the added bonus that she’s recently revealed she’s gone under the knife to increase the size of her bazookas. It’s a match made in heaven, right?
Between the groups of twerking primary school kids and glorified shadow puppeteers, the Britain’s Got Talent final was one giant snoozefest. Thank God somebody stepped in to break the monotony by chucking dairy products at Simon Cowell’s face.
Here’s some news to brighten up your day – at some point in the near future, the planet will be free of Justin Bieber. 
Let’s set the scene: you work at Entertainment Tonight. It’s a typical Thursday afternoon, not much is happening. Snooki is talking about losing her V-card, Beyonce is wearing a hoodie, there’s probably some kind of bikini-related slideshow to be made. Then the phone rings. Paris Jackson has been rushed to hospital after an apparent suicide attempt. 
