For the most part, celebrities are pretty fucking rich. Well, at least a lot of them are, we all know Tori Spelling is hella broke, but I don’t even know if she counts as a celebrity anymore. But yeah, for the most part they have money. Many of them are #humble and don’t feel a need to rub how much richer they are than us regular folk in our faces, but a lot of them seem to love to remind me that the only way I’m going to avoid paying off my student loan is by faking my death and hiding out in the weird space between Tori Spelling’s tits (two Tori burns in one opening? That’s mean).
I know you jerks are richer than me, I don’t need a constant reminder! Even if these five don’t mean to make me feel really poor (even though some of them totally do), they still make me feel somewhat crappier about my own life. Come, let’s wallow in pity and hatred together.