When Wiz Khalifa Cheats, He Cheats Big Time

Wiz Khalifa Amber RoseWhen it was announced a few days ago that Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa were getting a big fat divorce, no one was really all that shocked.  I know, the two just screamed “forever” and all, with Amber’s multiple Wiz related tattoos how could they not. But alas, it was not mean to be and many were left wondering just what exactly caused them to say, “I QUIT THIS BITCH!” after one year.

Thanks to friends who like to “defend” their posse, we know now that it was Amber who said “bye bitch” to Wiz after catching him cheating on her.  And not just a regular ol groupie cheat.  Oh no.  Apparently when Wiz Khalifa cheats, he goes all out.

Amanda Bynes Pulled A Lohan

Amanda Bynes DUIOh man, after the craziness that was 2013 Amanda Bynes, 2014 Amanda Bynes was looking golden.  She completed rehab, she was on medication to keep her sane, she was attending school, and her parents were helping steer her in the right direction.  

But with the end of her conservatorship earlier this month has also come the end of Non-BSC Amanda.  Take note Spears family, this is what happens when you let rich crazy people make all their own decisions again.

North West Effing Hates Fashion Week

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Paris has recently been abuzz and flooded with celebrities and supermodels because of Paris Fashion Week. Most people would be beyond thrilled to sit front row at some big name fashion shows, however, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s 1-year-old daughter, North West, is not most people. As you can see in the above picture, North attended some pretty big name fashion shows, and, as you can also tell, she fucking hated it.

In the vast majority of pictures of North from Paris Fashion Week she looks exactly like you’d imagine a 1-year-old at PFW to look: disgruntled, confused, gassy, and OVER IT. Maybe not for the reasons Kim and Kanye had hoped, but North West OWNED fashion week. Hash tag nailed it with her absolute disdain for being there.

A Definitive Ranking of Taylor Swift’s Boyfriends

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Taylor Swift has gotten a lot of shit over the years for her extremely publicized romantic relationships and, I mean, let’s be real, she brings a lot of it on herself. She kind of puts all her shit out there for everyone to see. I mean, if T-Swizzle were a regular twenty-something girl, she’d be the chick that puts every detail of every relationship in her Facebook status, know what I’m sayin’?

Anyway, Taylor Swift has dated some jerks and some gems, and, given the fact that I have a love/hate relationship with T Swift, I’ve decided to sit down and do a definitive ranking of the top 10 guys she’s dated from worst to best. Yes, I know, the fact that a grown woman is spending her evening doing this is goddamn tragic.

The Celebrity Nudey Pic Hacker Has Struck Again!

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So, if you’re at all in to celebrity culture, then you’ve probably heard of the scandal that has hilariously been title “The Fappening”. Like the movie title it mocks (The Happening, in case you didn’t pick up on that), The Fappening is absolute bullshit. Basically some fucking loser who I assume looks like fat Jonah Hill, but with way worse skin and hair in weird places, has been spending months hacking female celebrity’s computers and releasing their private nudey pics.

The first round of pics released were of girls like Jennifer Lawrence, Kirsten Dunst, and Arianna Grande. This round of pics, however, seems incredibly stupid, as basically every celeb who got a private pic leaked is someone you could already easily Google naked in the first place. Kim Kardashian? Rihanna? Vanessa Hudgens? Emily Ratajkowski? Kelli Garner? Bitch please. It’s like this loser isn’t even trying.

Guess Jason Derulo Was Just Kidding With “Marry Me” Song

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One of the biggest songs of the year for 16 year old teenage boys to play for their girlfriend of 3 weeks to try and get laid is Jason Derulo’s “Marry Me.”  It is a sweet, romantic track letting your girl know to keep holding on, because while he is not quite ready yet to commit for life, it will happen.  Eventually. He swears.  In falsetto, so you know it’s legit. 

Derulo made no secret about the fact that he wrote the song for his girlfriend of a few years, Jordin Sparks.  Which makes it doubly awkward that the two have now broken up.

10 of the Most Attractive Unattractive Celebrities

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 As I have discussed many times, the world of celebrity is full of some major hot babes. It’s not often you see a People’s Most Beautiful cover without someone who is basically a 9 or a 10 on it. Great eyes, great nose, great smile, great hair; overall, just the type of people you’d stop on the street to notice because they’re so fucking attractive. However, not everyone in Hollywood is a Jessica Alba or a Ryan Gosling.

In fact, some people are straight up weird looking. However, that doesn’t mean they’re not hot. I mean, I personally think Stevie Buscemi and Kevin Spacey are very attractive (they’re really talented, OKAY?!), but I know they’re an acquired taste. However, there are some unconventional looking people in Hollywood who have gone to be sex symbols in their own right. In case the title of this blog didn’t tip you off, I’m going to name 10 of them.

Ben Affleck Counts Cards, Doesn’t Give an Eff

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In the media over the years, Ben Affleck has kind of been made out to be some sort of asshole gambling addict who counts cards and shit and it’s ruining his marriage or whatever, blah blah blah. Ben hasn’t really addressed any of this shit before, but in the October issue of Details magazine he finally comments on the whole situation by giving a whopping “Don’t give a fuuuuuuuuck.”  

In the magazine, Ben does something unusual for a celebrity: he tells the truth and doesn’t give a shit that you know. Ben is very “Yes, I count cards. It’s not even illegal. I don’t give a fuck, get over it.” I’ve been growing to like Ben Affleck more and more over the past few years and, frankly, this shit just adds to his likability.

Beyonce’s Use of Photoshop is Killing My Soul

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Oh, Beyoncé, what has become of you? Up until very recently, I have been a huge fucking Beyoncé fan. I think she’s beyond talented (like her husband, Jay Z, said, she’s the greatest entertainer of our generation) and I even named her one of the twelve coolest feminists in Hollywood, but now I’m starting to think I was giving way too much credit to good old Mrs. Carter.

Beyoncé has been accused of photo-shopping her Tumblr and Instagram pictures to look thinner, like she’s a goddamn Kardashian or something. For a while, I didn’t buy into it, just like I had trouble believing that Beyoncé and Jay Z STUNTED me with all their divorce shit, but her latest Tumblr pics have me thinking that maybe Queen Bey isn’t some feminist icon, but instead just a Kardashian level basic bitch who photo-shops her thighs.

Lindsay Lohan Actually Went To Work

Lindsay Lohan London InterviewLindsay Lohan has been keeping a relatively quiet profile as of late, or at least quiet for her.  Only a handful of incidents where was fall down “sober” is a pretty impressive feat, you gotta admit. She’s been in London for a few months preparing for her theater debut that no one honestly figured she’d pull off.

But the first run was this week, and Lindsay managed to not only show up, but not pass out on stage or steal the wardrobe (yet).  Of course, the reviews are mostly terrible, but I think that is just because people need to seriously lower their Lohan expectations.