Drake Is Full Of Post Hook Up Crazy

DrakeUsually its girls who tend to bring the crazy after hooking up with someone, but Drake has shown that guys too can ride the nutso train.  Seems someone had a bit of post-coitus paranoia, and decided threatening the girl made the most sense in keeping her quiet.

Now of course that totally backfired and not only did the girl go to the cops, it’s being reported about all over the place.  Smart, Drake.

The Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez Saga Continues


I won’t lie: for twenty minutes this morning I mulled over whether or not I would waste my time writing my one millionth blog about the shit show that is Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber. I mean, this shit is getting straight up exhausting and redundant to write about, you know? I literally JUST wrote a blog about how they were at the same party in Paris and he ignored her and hung out with Kendall Jenner! WTF?!

I’m starting to feel like Bieb’s sole purpose in life is to fuck with me (which is super sad, as I’m a 28-year-old woman), because right after my blog about how all his pieces were at the same party together in Paris and he chose to hang out with Kendall over Selena, Bieber pulled a Bieber and Instagrammed a romantic picture of him and Selena, only to delete it like an hour later. I know, I know, classic Bieber.

Jennifer Lawrence Finally Speaks About Hacked Photos

Jennifer Lawrence Vanity FairI think a lot of people have been waiting for Jennifer Lawrence to finally say something about the tons of leaked naked pictures that came out during “The Fappening.”  Sure, there have been a ton of celebs who have had their personal photos hacked, but none more so than JLaw. 

Now, she has done an interview with Vanity Fair and for the first time, she openly talks about the whole ordeal.  And gives the kind of response we have come to almost expect from Lawrence, and I am beyond thrilled about it.

The Celebrity Nude Hacker has a Sick Sense of Humor


So, apparently The Fappening is still a thing, as the asshole celebrity nude photo hacker has struck again. For a while now, people have been calling “bullshit” because the hacker has only been releasing naked pics of female celebs. Well, apparently the hacker has heard your complaints and is finally giving the public what they want: celebrity dick pics. And by “celebrity”, I mean Hulk Hogan’s super gross son, Nick.

The celeb nude photo hacker obviously has a really twisted sense of humor, because I would rather watch Hulk Hogan’s sex tape on repeat for 12 hours straight than look at one picture of his son’s nasty dick. We already knew the hacker was a total asshole, but apparently he is also a sick, twisted sadist as well. Wait…are we sure the hacker isn’t just Gary Busey?

Ryan Reynolds Now Competing With Ryan Gosling For Most Beautiful Baby

Ryan REynolds Blake LivelyI feel like I kind of totally forgot that Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively were married.  They started dating quietly, got married quietly, and now that Lively doesn’t seem to act much anymore (hopefully due to the fact that she realized she sucks at is), they aren’t often up there in my “celebrities I give a crap about” log book.

But now that the two have announced they are having a baby, I care again.  As if having one spawn created from the sperm of a gorgeous, famous Ryan wasn’t enough, we are now lucky enough to have two.  Yes, Ryan Reynolds may not be nearly as sweet or feminist approved as Gosling, but one cannot deny those abs.

All of Justin Bieber’s Pieces Were At The Same Party in Paris


So, as most of you know, Paris Fashion Week happened and a lot of noteworthy stuff occurred; most of it somehow involving the Kardashians. From Kendall walking in almost every damn show, to Kim and Kanye dragging poor baby North to a bunch of fashion shows, those hoes owned the PFW press, and now, along with Justin Bieber, they’re at it again.

Bieber and his glorious dirt ‘stache joined the Kardashian clan in Paris for Carine Roitfeld’s birthday party. In case you didn’t know, Carine Roitfeld is the former editor-in-chief for Vogue Paris and is like high-class fashion royalty, so it’s fucking beyond me why the likes of the Kris Jenner, Justin Bieber, and Paris fucking Hilton were invited to her birthday party, but that’s besides the point.

When Wiz Khalifa Cheats, He Cheats Big Time

Wiz Khalifa Amber RoseWhen it was announced a few days ago that Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa were getting a big fat divorce, no one was really all that shocked.  I know, the two just screamed “forever” and all, with Amber’s multiple Wiz related tattoos how could they not. But alas, it was not mean to be and many were left wondering just what exactly caused them to say, “I QUIT THIS BITCH!” after one year.

Thanks to friends who like to “defend” their posse, we know now that it was Amber who said “bye bitch” to Wiz after catching him cheating on her.  And not just a regular ol groupie cheat.  Oh no.  Apparently when Wiz Khalifa cheats, he goes all out.

Amanda Bynes Pulled A Lohan

Amanda Bynes DUIOh man, after the craziness that was 2013 Amanda Bynes, 2014 Amanda Bynes was looking golden.  She completed rehab, she was on medication to keep her sane, she was attending school, and her parents were helping steer her in the right direction.  

But with the end of her conservatorship earlier this month has also come the end of Non-BSC Amanda.  Take note Spears family, this is what happens when you let rich crazy people make all their own decisions again.

North West Effing Hates Fashion Week


Paris has recently been abuzz and flooded with celebrities and supermodels because of Paris Fashion Week. Most people would be beyond thrilled to sit front row at some big name fashion shows, however, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s 1-year-old daughter, North West, is not most people. As you can see in the above picture, North attended some pretty big name fashion shows, and, as you can also tell, she fucking hated it.

In the vast majority of pictures of North from Paris Fashion Week she looks exactly like you’d imagine a 1-year-old at PFW to look: disgruntled, confused, gassy, and OVER IT. Maybe not for the reasons Kim and Kanye had hoped, but North West OWNED fashion week. Hash tag nailed it with her absolute disdain for being there.

A Definitive Ranking of Taylor Swift’s Boyfriends


Taylor Swift has gotten a lot of shit over the years for her extremely publicized romantic relationships and, I mean, let’s be real, she brings a lot of it on herself. She kind of puts all her shit out there for everyone to see. I mean, if T-Swizzle were a regular twenty-something girl, she’d be the chick that puts every detail of every relationship in her Facebook status, know what I’m sayin’?

Anyway, Taylor Swift has dated some jerks and some gems, and, given the fact that I have a love/hate relationship with T Swift, I’ve decided to sit down and do a definitive ranking of the top 10 guys she’s dated from worst to best. Yes, I know, the fact that a grown woman is spending her evening doing this is goddamn tragic.