For some reason, we are living in a world where I am blogging about Corey Feldman. I mean, maybe I should revoke my decision to not write about politics on here, because whatever is going on in the White House is far less of a mess than Corey Feldman’s life, but I digress.
On Thursday, Feldman went to the hospital and alleged that an unidentified man opened his car door and stabbed him in the stomach. The only problem? Neither police nor doctors could find a stab wound.