What's the first thing that springs to mind if I mentioned ?Public Parks?? If you answered ?paedophiles?, then it looks like you're in agreement with the California State Legislature. And you're also a bit of a weirdo – take a couple of steps back.
Michael Jackson?s legacy will never die. No, it's not because of his music, or because of his groundbreaking music videos, or his strange melty-face, or his weird white sparkly wanking glove that he wore out in public. No, if one Californian Assemblyman gets his way, his whole 2,500 acre Neverland ranch could be made into a giant public park. Which would make it possibly the only public park in the world that comes complete with its own giraffe enclosure, amusement park, ?numerous statues of children? (according to Wikipedia that is), floral clock and a gruesomely off-putting sense of lingering improper conduct. Hurrah!
If this comes to pass, it'll surely be the foremost ?creepy shrine to a dead celebrity that people with more money than sense will come to gawp at and attempt to shovel as much of the hallowed dirt into their jacket pockets as they can in the mistaken belief that MJ might have placed his foot there once because they're too dumb to have heard about topsoil erosion’ tourist attraction in the world. After Graceland that is. They spend millions on bags of soil down the local B&Q they do. The Telegraph explains:
Assemblyman Mike Davis said that the California Department of Parks and Recreation should take over the ranch in Santa Barbara County. The Los Angeles legislator said fans from around the world would visit Jacksons former estate. The success of the proposal is uncertain in a state where the budget deficit stands at $19 billion
Yeah, just as soon as they can find the funds to beat their $19 Billion deficit, surely buying the ranch of a dead popstar is by far the most important thing that the state can do.
Massive waste of money aside though, It'll certainly beat that Japanese room stuffed with Jackson?s old tat into a cocked hat (apart from that old cocked hat they have of his, obviously) and render that replica themepark of Neverland in Indiana entirely pointless.
Unless, that is, the replica park was forward thinking enough to buy all the crap that was auctioned off before, after and probably while he was being pumped full of drugs by Dr Conrad Murray ? or was stuffing handfuls of delicious drugs into his interestingly misaligned jaw depending on who you believe.
If that's the case, then it?d mean that the copy would have all the interesting bits, like the zoo, amusement park, railway, and probably the floral clock and the statues of children as well. In any case, given that all the good bits have been uprooted, essentially that?d just leaves the original as an overly expensive state park with just an authentic lingering sense of improper conduct. Perfect.
So it's just going to be another place that creepy weirdos could go and malinger in. Just like any other public park then. Fantastic.
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Dumb Ralph says
Ralp,
I love it when nut heads like you get so upset over Michael Jackson stuff…hahahaha…You guys are so busy being angry at MJ and the false allegations and everyone celebrating his life. Makes me feel even happier that we are infuriating you…hahahahaaa…
I mean really Ralph, WHATEVER…hahahahaha…
michael says
his name is michael jackson, not micheal
you spelt it wrong dude.
Lewizzrocks says
Clearly an mj hater ! Btw you spelt Michael wrong …… Before u can bash on him atleast spell his name right :)
natasha says
I’m not even gonna bother reading the entire article, you are very rude. There is a way to be funny without being disrespectful and you failed. Also spell check is your friend, i’d advise you check your mediocre work before posting and making a bigger @ss of yourself and your company.
Shannon says
Uh oh, Ralph Sanders is starting to sound like another ignorant hater. He’s too lazy to read the court transcripts which show the proof of Michael’s innocence. And I guess Ralph doesn’t know that Evan Chandler of the first trial was caught on audio tape making up lies to set Michael up. And Evan shot his self in the head last year in November. I guess the guilt really got to him. But Michael was always innocent. And why don’t Ralphy stop hating on people and start doing something to help the needy. Michael did more than you ever will in your lifetime buddy. I feel sorry for you and your hatred.
sara says
Another ignorant fellow with least brain and trying to tarnish the respect MJ has. This article is not worth reading and just a waste of time. Atleast stop using his name and life using it to become famous.
Bob says
Some people are so pathetic they make me sick.
Human beings can do good things and Michael Jackson is the proof.
But the man can be a jerk and that Ralph is the proof.
Pathetic.
MJFAN says
you are a LOOSER………………….YOU MUST BE ASHAMED FOR THE WORDS YOU WROTE ABOUT A LEGEND…
MJFAN says
you are pathetic.you must think twice to put Michael Jackson in your mouth
This writer is a joke LOL says
Wow! What a rude article. It’s sad people like you have a keyboard. I think some training in journalism may do you good. Until then, Good luck!
Alex says
Agreed!! Mediocre is being nice haha, you might as well be rude just like this guy.
Gaby says
You have a melty-brain cheap journalist!
Cookie Monster says
@MJFAN “you must think twice to put Michael Jackson in your mouth”
Are you Macaulay Culkin?
Matthew laidlow says
ur all cunts
David Chiara says
Hey..ANOTHER LOSER WHO NEEDS A GIRLFRIEND !!!!!!
IM SORRY MR ” I CANT EVEN SPELL MICHAEL CORRECTLY” …
WE LOVE IT WHEN LOSERS GET ANGRY OVER THE KING OF POP AND IT FUSTRATES YOU GUYS SOOOOO MUCH EVERY TIME SOMETHING IS ABOUT MJ..
YOU GUYS KEEP US LAUGHING.. MJ WILL ALWAYS BE THE BEST!!
I ADVISE YOU LEARN HOW TO SPELL FIRST , THEN FIND A GIRLFIREND ( IF U CAN ), THEN U CAN BOTH BE LOSERS TOGETHER. !!!
Amie says
Good god. What a terrible peice of writing! Stick to the day job flipping burgers, Ralph.
Amie says
I meant *peice, of course. But luckily for me, I don’t make a living writing crap articles (just comments, eh).
Barbara Harris says
Ralph Sanders (I hate typing your name), your despicable article demonstrates that you are a low-life, ignoramus who propagates lies and hatred. Take some time to do research and learn the facts before putting your slimy pen to paper. Read court transcripts and other factual material. Your so-called writing definitely demonstrates a bias towards reporting facts in the worst possible light and context. The public is sick of trashy, gutter-crawling people like you who have no respect for decency. And if you think your article has an amusing edge to it, you’re so very wrong. It’s revolting and disgusting. Have you ever heard of journalism? No? Well, it doesn’t matter because I actually think it’s too late for you to invest in a journalistic education anyway.
MJ? says
Dear Ralph,
You seem so frightened? Why? Is it possible that MJ was just a bit more than what you might NEED to believe he was? BOO! You’re an amateur!
Jessica says
What worries me more than this story is the fact that you have a job! Geez, they will hire anyone these days.
My suggestion: get a new job, your writing sucks!
rochelle says
This is one of the meanest and hate filled articles I’ve ever read. What was your point in putting out such an evil and ignorant article? It is trash journalism like this that made Michael Jackson’s life miserable. Media made him out to be a monster for sport. You all should be ashamed of that. Michael did more for people in his lifetime than you could ever dream of doing. And by the way Ralphy boy, MJ was acquitted of ALL charges in his last trial, and as for the first accusers The Chandlers, I ask you this: How much money would it take for you to just turn and walk away if your child was really molested? There is no price tag for that. If my child was truly molested by someone, there wouldn’t be enough cash in the world to make me stop until the person was in jail. So now what are some other reasons for your rudeness and disrespect? If this article was an attempt at humor, it was NOT funny at all.
pebbles.Tauaifaga says
Ralph is that all you got 2 say bout da man himself MJ,Coz lookz like 2 me you must have skipped english class,Obviously you can’t even spell da one & only MJ’Z 1st name right,you must’ve lied through ur job application & ur resume saying yah got qualificationz juzt like ur lying right now saying all these pathetic allegationz against dis genius superstar datz even bigger & better then ur name……I Suggest you stop been da biggest hater over MICHAEL JACKSON,Coz no matter what u say,itz juzt gonna make yah da biggest DUMBO OUT,Coz his name is spelt MICHAEL BUDDY,NOT MICHEAL….LOSER DAT NEEDZ 2 GET A LIFE HARD……..
Amber says
Ralph:
1. Spell Check
2. You may want to do some research before letting your fingers fly onto the keyboard, making yourself look foolish for lacking facts.
3. Are you even referring to the same Michael Jackson that other people have come to know, and have been astonished to find out that he was indeed innocent of said allegations? I don’t think you’re talking about the same man the rest of us are.
4. I’m sorry I’m still back on the spellcheck. LOL
5. Do your research. Hewasinnocent.com,mjtruthnow.com,and try finding those 2005 court transcripts online (they are available)
Just helping you out. That way, you don’t look so bad the next go around.
peaceandloveMJ says
This article is showing how much MJ is loved by his fans; when I red all the comments I said: this is MJ’s army of love!
So, Ralph, if u didn’t spell correct Michael’s name, maybe u were the one who wrote on his grave! Take care, anytime, when a hater will write something bad about the KING OF POP, there will be a shower of love on MJ from his army of love: the fans-the ones that love MJ the most! LONG LIVE THE KING!
peaceandloveMJ says
And Ralph I like MJ’s photo: MJ’s question: who’s bad?
Answer: Ralph-the hater
long says
Hey man, what dah! you hate michael sooo much, my gosh! you are sooo full of HATE! I think u need HELP!
Michael was a wonderful human being, full of LOVE and not hate! He is world’s history because of what he gave to the world, his all, his legacy! All the accussations made to him were all untrue, and even the angels above were soooo sad that Michael had to exprience it all.
So, get a life dude! a life full of L.O.V.E. not hate.
RIP MJ!
xThriller74x says
:@ OMFG!!!!!!!!…@ THE IGNORAMOUS THAT WROTE THIS JUNK!!!..HOW “DARE” YOU RIP APART A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING…”MICHAEL JACKSON”…{THAT IS HOW HIS NAME IS ACTUALLY SPELT BTW} LIKE THAT???… HOW IGNORANT OF YOU!!!..DON’T YOU KNOW YOU ARE WRITING BOUT THE HUGEST “LEGEND” THERE “EVER” WILL BE??…I DIDNT READ ALL OF THIS “IGNORANT” PORTRAYAL OF A HUMAN BEING THAT GAVE US SOO SOO VERY MUCH…COZ WE ALREADY HAD ENOUGH!! & AS A HUGE MJ FAN I ALREADY KNOW OF THIS & SO DO ALL MY FELLOW MJ FANS AROUND THE WORLD…AND YA KNOW WHAT??…WE ARE SOO VERY EXCITED AND PLEASED COZ MICHAEL’S LEGACY WILL “ALWAYS” LIVE ON THROUGH HIS KIDS,MUSIC ETC & THROUGH US “LOYAL FANS THAT L.O.V.E HIM SOO VERY MUCH….AND NOW WHAT WE ALWAYS WANTED….”NEVERLAND TO BECOME A STATE PARK FOR US TO PAY OUR HUGEST RESPECTS & TO GIVE HIM SOMETHING BACK..FOR EVERYTHING HE EVER DID FOR US…FANS!!!!”….HIS LEGACY WILL LIVE ON FOREVER!!!..COZ WE WILL ALWAYS BE THERE!!!!…& YOU HATERS GOTTA KNOW….THATS FOR ALL TIME!!!!…AIIOOOWWW WITH …L.O.V.E XOXOXO ;o))
Brandon says
You stupid uneducated cunt. You write this bullshit and you can NOT even spell his name correctly. You are a fool.
Remove this from your web-page or I will be making sure the whole page is shut down.
MJfan#1 says
WOW…the level of ignorance and hatred in this world is amazing..ignorance is the highest form of stupidity my friend..i suggest you read your facts correctly before creating this piece of pure garbage…I am not even gonna bother writing all the points in favor of Michael coz every single line you have written about him is pure crap(except about his music). I just hope you are able to see the truth someday..it must be sad living in the dark!!! Peace, L.O.V.E!!!
malcy says
Boring article.Not worth reading.
mike michaels says
you are insane Ralph..
MJ not even made history he made an absolute fortune..
n he was acquitted of those child molestation charges..
so leave him alone..
i guess you are a kid afraid of MJ for his 1993 news..
i dare you..
Mof Gimmers says
As Ralph’s editor, allow me to point a few things out:
1. The typo in the URL is the fault of a clumsy finger as opposed to wilful ignorance. That said, be sure that, if you’re having a pop at someone’s spelling, your grammar will be scrutinised by the pedant police (who will no doubt be along shortly to make some arrests).
2. When chastising someone for negativity and supposed hatred, it is probably best not to shout angrily and wildly at the writer because that tends to make you look like… well… a ‘hater’. This makes your point null and void.
3. Thirdly, having millions of fans isn’t a sign of greatness. I saw a dogshit this morning that was surrounded by millions of flies. That doesn’t make dogshit better than the unopened chocolate bar I had in my hand.
4. This is fun though isn’t it? We like to poke fun at people and you like nothing better than defending Michael Jackson. We need each other for this angry embrace we’re currently riding out. Bless each and every one of you.
Dimple says
There already is a national Park to pedophiles, GRACELAND! Elvis the fat pervert dates and moved a 13 year old Pracilla into his home back in the day. O but how we forget that old phony white guy being into little girls.
British racist f*cks seem to always pick on the ‘freaky’ black popstar but forget the freakiest white popstar ever Elvis..
Dumb Ralph says
Yes, I agree Mof Gimmers, it is fun =) Especially when you can see Ralp is oozing with hate and so pissed off at MJ that he cannot even imagine that a park is even considered in his honour.hahaha.
The more pissed off the the hater is, the more fun it is to watch. Because no matter how much you people hate the man, there ain’t nothing you can do about it. Millions upon millions love him. Live with it.
And, comparing flies to people? Really? Sigh. Gimmers if you’re not so intellectual, the least you can do is try to be pretend to be. My gosh, pls come up with a better comparison. Try harder k.
Mof Gimmers says
Dear Dimple: Go have a listen to Mos Def’s ‘Mr Nigga’. You’ll find a lot of ammo in there as well.
Regards.
jayme says
You don’t deserve to even speak the words Michael Jackson, much less write about him. The media decided to kill Michael because he was black, thought outside the box, genius to a degree the media couldn’t understand or support, and more loving and genuinely good and kind than the average person who walks this planet. Michael is and was an angel walking the planet – far too good for this world. The media has an agenda and they feed us the information they want us to have. Trial transcripts prove what was happening in the courtroom and what was happening in the courtroom is a completely opposite truthful account from what was being reported on the news. The media killed Michael but what comes around goes around…Michael is worth a lot more dead than alive (because of the media) and you just watch….Michael will have the last laugh! Long Live The King!
Dumb Ralph says
Oh, oh, and I forgot, one last thing Gimmers before I sign off, above all, I think the most fun to watch is when the editor of the article has to come out and defend his writer because of the response his writer’s article is receiving…=) Yes, this is fun…Bless you too Gimmers…=)
Dimple says
Interesting, apparently Mack Culkin being a friend of Jackson until his death and stating he was never molested means nothing to idiots. No we brain dead people will just go along with what the mainstream media shit out on a daily basis.
eggmayo says
This article is a testament to Ralph’s comic genius.
I have been following Ralph’s work on Hecklerspray for the past few weeks and it is by far the best on this site.
I was a big fan of Michael Jackson’s music, but I don’t see any need to deify him as an individual simply because he produced some excellent recordings/dance numbers – he was clearly also a very troubled individual.
However the most amusing element of Ralph’s article is the Michael Jackson fans (sycophants) reactions to it. To all those who have posted derogatory comments, you seem to have singularly missed the point of the article – he’s clearly not so much making fun of Michael Jackson as he’s making fun of you!
Congratulations for falling for it.
L.O.V.E. says
Ralph,
I love you more.
Dimple says
I didn’t realise Mos Def was the media?
Idiots…
How many have heard that song, compared to the shit people read in the biased media everyday about Jackson.
Shaun says
What a wanker you are
RAlfan13 says
Y dew MJ lvrs hat8 ralf? Hiz artIcel iz weel resarched + full o faxs… MJ iz lame. Mj fanz r lame. Mj is no Right sed fred.
Yemi says
ANOTHER MICHAEL JACKSON HATER. WON’T YOU QUIT NOW THAT HE IS DEAD?
eru says
you will die in hell u loser eggmayor and fucking raphel
Ria says
Except he wasn’t comparing flies to people, was he? He was trying to put the situation into perspective by means of an analogy (it’s something intellectuals use). Bearing in mind the apparent mental age of the average commenter on this post, I imagine he wishes he’d stuck with layman’s terms.
Dumb Ralph says
Yes, yes, eggmayo,
All of us deify Michael Jackson. None of us think he was troubled but some kind of God who was perfect who could do no wrong. And, yes we’re just sycophants, all 16 million of us around the world on his facebook. And, that the last laugh is on us.
Yes, yes, you keep telling yourself that. All the best =)
David Chiara says
OH GREAT ..NOW WE HAVE 2 GUYS WITH NO GIRLFRIENDS WHO WASTE TIME
TALKINH SHIT ABOUT THE BEST ENTERTAINER OF ALL TIME.
HOPEFULLY A FEW MORE SAD CUNTS LIKE YOU TWO WILL COME FORWARD AND YOU CAN FORM A GROUP: THE FAT GAY INCREDIBLES ” OUT TO THE RESCUE,
READY TO TALK SHIT, TO SPELL WRONG AND TO BE THE BEST AT SUCKING! ”
CANT WAIT TILL YOU GUYS FORM THE GROUP!
ITS FUN SEEING YOU GUYS!!
MJ IS THE BEST..GET OVER IT N TRY FIND A GIRL..OR GUY…
BAB DA FLARE says
THIS STATEMENT IS TO RALPH SANDERS…. FUCK YOU BITCH!!!!! U KNOW U ARE JUST ANOTHER HATER IN THIS WORLD THAT DOESN’T HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THERE SORRY ASS LIFE!!!!!!! INSTEAD THAT HAVE TIME TO MAKE FUN OF SOMEONES ELSE LIFE!!!!!!!! U KNOW PEOPLE LIKE U MAKE ME SO DAMN SICK YES IM NOT JUST TALKIN TO THIS ASSHOLE BUT THE REST OF THE HATERS OUT THERE!!!!!!!! YALL JUST MAD CAUSE YALL WILL NEVER REACH THE SUCESS THAT MICHAEL ACHEIVED IN HIS LIFE!!!!!!! SO FUCK U BASTARD AND GO SUCK SOMEONE’S DICK BITCH!!!!!!! RIP MJJ
PS: TO ALL MJ FANS STAND UP TO PEOPLE LIKE THIS ASSHOLE CAUSE US FANS WILL BE THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yemi says
ANOTHER MICHAEL JACKSON HATER. WON’T YOU QUIT NOW THAT HE IS DEAD?
MJ IS A WINNER ANY DAY AND ANYTIME, IN LIFE AND IN DEATH, DESPITE YOUR LIES AND YOU HATRED.
Matt says
Michael has done more for this planet than you’ll ever do!, so I suggest you keep your mouth shut.
Dumb Ralph says
Yes Ria,
Intellectuals do use analogy to represent situations. But, the analogy has to be appropriate and relevant. So what I am saying is that, if Gimmers is not so intellectual and can’t come up with a proper analogy to represent his case and argument, try harder. Work on being intellectual.
Perhaps Ria, you shud try harder too since you didn’t get it…Anything else?…=)
Toni says
Cookie Monster and all the haters – Your comments say a lot more about you than they do about anyone else. You are an ignorant Richard Cranium. We should not have to waste our time with mindless fools like you but unfortunately someone has to do it. Michael suffered enough in his life because of your type of idiocy and in death he is not here to defend his good name so we will do it for him. If you don’t like it then do mankind a favour and jump of a cliff. When we stand up for an innocent man they accuse us of deifying him but when they drag the name of an innocent man through the mud to an extent that it ends in his death – that is supposed to be sattire. Go stuff your stupid reasoning where the sun don’t shine – where your brain is. It is not doing mankind any good out here.
Toni says
Hey Barbara, you mean reporting NON-FACTS in the worst possilble light. They need to get some ratings so they throw Michael’s name around, knowing that MJ fans are going to come to his defence – and negative publicity is better than none right? Too bad we have to read such trash just to make sure that MJ’s children (if God forbid they ever read this trash) know that we know better than to believe the sleaze. Funny thing is Michael was truly such an innocent soul, fun loving, kind, generous to a fault and clean minded that he never dreamed he could ever be accused of such filth. It mortified him that people thought about him in such a way. These idiots don’t realise that the filth is only contained in thier hearts and minds and has no place whatsoever in Michael’s. RIP MJ. You are a legend and will be forever.
Toni says
Rochelle, do these idiots care that Chandler’s dad first asked Michael for 20million to produce a movie and when Michael refused, only then did Chandler come up with the molestation allegations? Do these idiots know that Chandler was recorded in a telephone conversation, planning what he was going to do to Michael if Michael did not pay up and when he was asked what that would do to his son he said he did not care about his son he just wanted to destroy Michael if he did not get what he wanted? Do these idiots know that in the second trial the Chandler evidence was admitted and the jury could see clearly that it was a case of extortion? It is so easy for people to assume that Michael’s money got him off but in truth it was Michael’s money that was the reason he got in trouble and was nothing to do with any improper acts. In fact when the LAPD raided his Neverland Ranch Michael was on tour and could not have possibly had a chance to hide any evidence yet after millions of dollars, raids, interviews – even travelling to Australia to find other victims not one could be found! Why is that? Because there were not victims, there was not evidence and this Killed Sneddon who was out to get the famous black singer being the racist he was. After viewing the evidence and seeing the tapes that were recorded by the police themselves, even the most avid Michael Jackson haters were forced to admit he was innocent. Aphrodite Jones, an experienced and best selling criminal journalist is such a person. After appearing on TV numerous times bagging MJ she did a complete turn around after witnessing and reasearching the case and was so ashamed of the way the media – including herself – treated Michael that she wrote a book on it to redeem herself. If anyone is interested in the truth they would read that book before they point the finger. The Michael Jackson Conspiracy by Aphrodite Jones. Enough said.
esh.jackson says
hmmm,true,this is such a hateful article,showing how much of hate this writer has against this one very sweet beautiful soul.whatever written,its aint gonna change our love for michael,its growing stronger and stronger each day!u haters just give up ok,michael is winning,always will!i love love love u michael our heavenly king!ALL HAIL THE KING!
budsgirl11954 says
This is the type of continued bias that is prevalent on the net and in written publications regarding Michael Jackson, is an example of what MJJJusticeProject is fighting against. For 20 yrs, the press made it their mission to create a negative image of Michael Jackson by repeatedly and maliciously printing lies and distortions about him. Why? Because sensationalism sells! Their desire for increased readership and turning a profit took precedence over reporting the FACTS about the most gentle and extraordinary humanitarian, of whose caliber we will never see again in our lifetime. The people who speak in derogatory terms of him here and on other sites, may not necessarily be ‘bad’ per se.. they are just ignorant of the facts. They are the type of people who have little time or no interest in actually finding out the true story of Michael Jackson and can be spoon fed by the media to believe anything in print. In actuality you should pity them for their lack of curiosity and complacency to accept things as they seem rather than delve deeper into what really is TRUE. I would advise the supporters of Michael Jackson to join our worldwide coalition and raise your voice in protest on a global scale. Together…we can make a difference….
MJJJusticeProject It’s Time!
caf says
Good God-what a hate filled rant by a pathetic man who thinks he is
a writer. Your mother must be so proud to have raised someone so spiteful and righteous. What exactly did Michael Jackson ever do to you personally that he deserves such hate and arrogance?
Ria says
Nope, looks like you covered it! I will almost certainly go away this instant and think very carefully about what I’ve done. I can’t speak for Mof, but I shall definitely try harder next time anyone dares to use Hecklerspray (a blog which is designed to offer a more tongue in cheek view on celebrity news) to report on the latest Michael Jackson gossip and I foolishly get ideas above my station in the comments section! Silly me! What you’ve said has definitely taken me down a peg or two and I’m sure I will learn from this experience.*
*This may not be 100% accurate.
JoeMomma says
At least there’s one constant in the universe. Moronic MJ fans.
I love you Hecklerspray *KISS*
Dumb Ralph says
(to Ria below)
Yes Ria, silly you! Such foolishness…tsk…tsk…tsk… (shaking head). But no worries, try harder k =) And,yes, pls instantly go away(hahaha)and go think very long and hard. You do that now…All the best…Goodbye =)
caf says
You don’t have to be a Michael Jackson fan in order to see that this article is simply spewing hate towards a man who is gone and cannot defend himself against the vile words. Any right thinking person can see that. What’s lacking here is some
integrity. Clearly you 2 belong together.
RAlfan13 says
Possibly, but only a MJ fan would rant uncontrolably.
Barbara Harris says
Way to go Matt! Short and to the point. Brilliant!
kat says
To the writer of this article…You are an idiot!!! To all the commenters….I love you!!!
A fellow MJ Believer