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Lindsay Lohan: Corpse Sniffer

by Mof Gimmers

Lindsay Lohan has, once again, been troubling the media outlets with her presence again. Basically, she’s not being fulfilling her court-order and dodging her community service. At the same time, she’s been spotted with little stumpy teeth. That’s right. All her pegs are falling out of her mouth and it’s kinda funny. Even funnier is [...]

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Alex And Chantelle To Reid-Produce

by Kris Silver

The curse of Celebrity Big Brother is rearing its ugly head again as former contestants and professional divorcees Alex Reid and Chantelle Houghton announce that they think they’re ready to reproduce. Jordan’s former fella spread the word via one of those glossy lady rags that you see in your dentist’s waiting room, but would never [...]

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Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape Surges In Popularity Because She Went & Got Married

by Matthew Laidlow

Marriage, doesn’t it bring a tear to your eye? All the time spent waiting, preparing and planning all boil down to a single day where any unplanned accident will probably ruin absolutely everything while some guests you don’t like very much laugh on from the sidelines. Over the weekend, the American equivalent of the the [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Facing Now Crushingly Inevitable Legal Trouble From Rehab

by Mof Gimmers

Lindsay Lohan may want to walk away from trouble, but the fact is, trouble isn’t prepared to let her go. Trouble, in this instance, is like a jealous ex who won’t let her get on with her life because he knows that LiLo is super fun when she’s evading the law and falling flat on [...]

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Ask Paris Hilton If She’s Past It And She’ll Strop Off And Then Show You A Kennel Posher Than Your House

by Mof Gimmers

Paris Hilton is a woman who is, of yet, still to reveal her talents to us, despite being fantastically famous. Sure, she’s had a couple of television shows and a record out… but so has Handy Andy from Changing Rooms. Doggedly, she remains. She is now famous simply by the virtue of willing it. She [...]

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hecklerspray Writer Gets Arrested Again For Stalking Paris Hilton

by Mof Gimmers

We’ve long enjoyed stalking celebrities in their homes. It gives us not only a sense of knowing the celebrity that little bit more, but also, a sense of achievement. Ever scaled an electrified security fence covered in vandal grease and then sneaked through a tiny lavatory window undetected? You haven’t lived. Sadly though, the vandal [...]

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What Are Celebrities Doing For Independence Day? hecklerspray Answers Your Questions

by Michael Park

Yes! It’s that time of year again! Americans all over the world are rejoicing as other, less patriotic people sit and make snide comments at the expense of those proud of their heritage. Yes, it’s the 4th July when Americans celebrate their liberation from oppressive aliens at the hands of a cigar-smoking Will Sm- what? [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Shouts The Word ‘Tea’ At Everyone Sniffing Her For Booze Pong

by Mof Gimmers

Queen Trash, Lindsay Lohan, has had her feet up at home while under arrest for sorta stealing a necklace. It really has been one of the most boring arrests in history. No prison memoirs, no rioting in the food hall, no violence, no drugs… just a weary unfurling of office admin and vague inconvenience. This [...]

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Paris Hilton And Her Anonymous Penis Donor Have Parted Ways

by Michael Park

You remember Paris Hilton, don’t you? Come on readers. Try a bit harder. She’s that night vision girl that you’ve seen performing fellatio on a man with no personality. No? She’s tall… blonde… denser than the singularity of a black hole? No? Really? She’s the heir to the Hilton hotel chain and- frankly- if you [...]

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Hecklerspray Writer Hit With 2 Year Restraining Order By Lindsay Lohan

by Mof Gimmers

It has finally happened. A celebrity has actually gone and banned us from rummaging through their bins, standing silently on their lawn and breaking into their house to sniff the laundry basket and fall asleep, face down, with their undergarments on our faces. That celebrity is Lindsay Lohan. See, on Wednesday, she won a two-year [...]

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