St. Patrick’s Day is one of my favorite days of the year, because it’s not often that it’s 100% acceptable to start drinking at 9am and keep drinking for two days straight (at least). Well, that’s how it is where I’m from anyway. The point is, St. Patrick’s Day is the perfect holiday for people who like to drink. I mean, unlike other holidays, the only tradition people really engage in on St. Patrick’s Day is getting too drunk to function.
I love St. Patrick’s Day well enough, because who doesn’t like a holiday dedicated to eating, drinking, and being merry? But there are definitely some people who are going to enjoy a holiday dedicated to getting wasted waaaaay more than I am. So here are 7 celebrities (because 7 is lucky and Lucky Charms is a St. Patrick’s Day thing, right?) who will really enjoy St. Patrick’s Day this year (and every year until their livers wither and die).
Lindsay Lohan can claim she’s sober now all she wants, but it’s going to take me a long time to believe that shit, because she has lied to me many times in the past. I think if anyone is going to take advantage of St. Patrick’s Day it’s going to be an alcoholic ginger, you know?
St. Patrick’s Day is a day entirely dedicated to partying and having a good time, and you know who loooooves to party and have a good time (without doing it so much that it’s ruining her career)? Rihanna. A celebration like this is made for her.
You look at that picture of that handsome, drunk ginger and you tell me that’s not a man that loves St. Patrick’s Day! What I love about Prince Harry is that even though he could fancy drunk (given the fact he’s a prince), he’s chooses to get embarrassing and sloppy drunk just like the rest of us poor hobos. He really is the people’s Prince.
In all fairness, Michelle up there would probably enjoy it, too. Colin Farrell is an Irishman who openly liked to drink. Don’t really feel like I need to explain this one.
“What’d you do today, Krysta?” “Oh, I got paid to look up pictures of drunk celebrities.” Now THAT’S winning. But anyway, Charlie Sheen is basically the party animal to end all party animals so his inclusion on this list should be no surprise. However, it should be noted that I’m pretty sure Charlie Sheen lives every day like it’s St. Patrick’s Day.
Tara Reid & Paris Hilton
These two hot messes have become so irrelevant and such a joke that I’m only counting them as one person on this list. I’m sure they’re drunk in a pool of their own vomit somewhere right now (not that I’m one to judge when it comes to shit like that).
Reason for her being on the list? See above picture.