Anyone else feeling like the whole Suri Cruise thing was a bit of an anticlimax? Three months of anticipation and what do we get? A baby; a baby in a wig at very best. Suri didn't even have horns, for the love of all that's holy.
So now Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes need to try even harder to impress us all. Suri Cruise didn't really do it, and no films that either of Tom Cruise or Katie Holmes have made for a couple of years manged to please us either, so there's just one thing left to do – Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are going to get married in less than six weeks, it's been reported. Yeah, and it's also been reported that Katie Holmes has realised what a terrible mistake she's made and is desperate to back out, but – hey – we'll take what we can get.
We've been waiting for Tom Cruise to marry Katie Holmes for over a year now. Back when it all happened, everything seemed so simple – Tom Cruise loved Katie Holmes, he told us, and they got engaged at the Eiffel Tower. Then, like with all great plans, real life got in the way. Katie Holmes got pregnant and possibly depressed at the thought of only eating placenta for the rest of her natural life, Tom Cruise made a disappointing movie and was fired from Paramount, while Suri Cruise was born in silence, saw what David Beckham looks like, sold a golden shit and made Moby angry by being in a Vanity Fair photoshoot.
Somewhere in all that mess, the Tom Cruise/ Katie Holmes wedding was forgotten about. Sure, Katie Holmes had enrolled in Buff Brides and Tom and Katie had even reportedly had the usual relationship bumps that everyone goes through, and we'd even – incorrectly – guessed that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were getting married last month. but now everything looks as if it's all back on, with several reports that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will be getting married in the next six weeks, with their slave Arnold Robinson saying:
"The wedding is still in the planning stages. They're really excited about it. They have always said they will be married by early Autumn and they are still in that window. They can't wait."
The wedding is now so concrete that Katie Holmes has apparently been wigging out because getting married to Tom Cruise is just about the last thing she wants to do. Or something. Here's what the Sunday Mirror says:
The actress has confided to friends that she is worried about "commitment". Katie has also revealed she is concerned how her life as Cruise's partner and mother of his child has stalled her film career. One problem she faces is that Cruise has all her scripts vetted by advisers from the bizarre Church of Scientology, to which he belongs. Katie, 27, spoke to one visitor at the isolated Colorado retreat where she has stayed since the birth of four-month-old baby Suri. She told him she was no longer sure about committing to Cruise, adding: "I don't have my own life any more. I'm not comfortable."
So which will it be? Are Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes getting married or not? It looks like we'll be on the edge of our seats waiting for the outcome. Well, either that or we'll forget about this in half an hour and then greet the news with a resigned shrug when it rolls around.
Read more:
Tom Cruise Soon To Marry – SoFeminine
KATIE: I'M NOT WEDDY – Sunday Mirror
[story by Stuart Heritage]
Kevin says
Which of those is wearing more makeup, wouldja say?