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Rihanna Causes Expected Controversy By Killing A Rapist

by Mof Gimmers

Will someone have a word with Rihanna please? She’s been really good fun to have around, making a buncha delightfully dumb pop records and generally being pleasing on the eye. The perfect modern pop star in many respects. However, she’s in danger of becoming very, very tiring very, very quickly because she’s now set her [...]

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Parent Group Angry At Britney Spears And Rihanna For Making Them Aroused

by Mof Gimmers

Anyone who saw Rihanna and Britney Spears’ performance of ‘S&M’ on the Billboard awards will surely agree that it was one of the most tedious examples of sexuality ever aired on television. Both singers vaguely gyrated in their bondage-lite gear while going through the motions. It was roughly as sexy as a sock drawer. Sock [...]

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Rihanna And Britney Spears Rubbish Kiss Deemed To Offensive For America

by Matthew Laidlow

We’re not American, though plenty of people think we are. Notably, Americans. If you hadn’t noticed, America is very different to the UK. Our portion sizes are smaller, we don’t pointlessly wander around with firearms and we have a healthcare system that kind of works. Despite being a nation that loves a good war, America [...]

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Rihanna Wants To Spank Britney Spears

by Mof Gimmers

Rihanna is no longer a mere popstar. By design, she’s become pop-culture’s newest Bettie Page. By flirting with a sado-mas0chistic image and talking about spanking all the time, she’s become the poster girl for those too shy to actually ever try it out in the bedroom themselves. As such, this has seen spectacular idiots equating [...]

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Britney Spears’ Tour To Be Modern And Exciting Thanks To Nicki Minaj

by Mof Gimmers

Of late, pop music seems to have left Britney Spears behind. She’s looking slow, old and lacking in the vitality that once made her so much fun to have around. A string of disastrous romances, leaked druggy-looking videos and court cases have left Britney wobbling around with the grace of a mop bucket. And so, [...]

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Rihanna Sits On Toilet After Naked Photos Leaked Online

by Joanna Bolouri

For quite some time we’ve suspected that underneath Rihanna’s clothes, she is completely naked. We haven’t been able to prove it but we’ve been tossing and turning at night, well mainly tossing, deliberating over this issue and hoping one day we’d be in the position to shout from the rooftops of hecklerspray towers, ‘WE WERE [...]

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Rihanna, Unsurprisingly, Likes S&M (But Probably Because She Was Abused)

by Mof Gimmers

Remember when Rihanna had the dogshit knocked out of her by Chris Brown? That was bad wasn’t it? Well, prepare yourself for loads of people saying she asked for it because she likes S&M because, obviously, the two equate. That’s right masturbators! You can now plant a kinky image in your mind the next time [...]

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Chris Brown Has Grown Since Punching Rihanna And Now Really Respects Naked Gyrating Women

by Mof Gimmers

Chris Brown, astonishingly, feels that somehow, he’s the victim in the whole ‘Rihanna got punched in the face by Chris Brown’ thing. That is why his new album is an acronym for ‘Forgiving All My Enemies’. His current enemy seems to be a window of a TV studio (more on that here) after they reminded [...]

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Chris Brown Smashes Up Good Morning America Because He Doesn’t Like Being Reminded Of Rihanna

by Mof Gimmers

Remember Chris Brown saying that he didn’t punch Rihanna, rather, he ‘mishapped her one’? Well, it appears that Mr Brown has mishapped the back room of the Good Morning America set as well. He’s very unlucky isn’t he? Behind the scenes of the popular US show, it has been reported that Brown smashed a window, [...]

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Chris Brown Didn’t Hit Rihanna, He Mishapped Her

by Mof Gimmers

Once you hit a partner, you’re tarred with the domestic violence brush forever more. Some say that’s a little rough, others think “tough cheese – shoulda thought about that in the first place, thug.” And one such person is Chris Brown who famously beat the crap out of Rihanna, who we all love (he should’ve [...]

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