I talk about boobs a lot. So much so that people might think that I am strictly a boob woman, but that simply is not true. In fact, I consider myself quite a huge fan of “dat ass”. I love and appreciate booties big and small, and in a world where doing at least 100 squats a day is part of your job, you know the entertainment industry is full of beautiful booties.
I couldn’t do a top 10 countdown of which one is best, because each of these booties make me want to say “Nice rump, wanna hump?” in their own special way. From the tiny, but mighty, to the OH DAAAAYUUUMMM, here are 10 Hollywood booties worth ogling.
While some names on this list might surprise you, most are going to be major cases of the DUH’s, and Beyonce’s famous booty falls under that category. Beyonce’s bod and booty are basically on some otherworldly level that no one can even compare to. I actually don’t think she has the best ass on the list, but that butt ain’t nothing to be ashamed of.
I can 100% say that Shakira has, in my opinion, the greatest ass on the face of the planet. The woman is so stunningly beautiful and sexy and can shake that thing like no one else can. I think I’m in love.
The “Glee” star is definitely known more for her voice (and being annoying as fuck) than she is for her curves, so I was surprised to discover that Lea Michele actually has an amazingly cute little toned bum! It looks amazing!
Jessica Alba is basically physical perfection and her ass “backs” that theory up. lolololol get it?
J.Lo allegedly insured her ass for $1 million. Can’t say I blame her, given the fact she basically has the most famous ass in the world.
Gisele Bundchen is the top paid model in the entire fucking world, and with an ass like that, it makes total sense.
Rihanna is like a dream girl to me. Gorgeous face, long legs, flat toned stomach, perky little boobs, and an ass that won’t quit. No wonder Drake spends all this nights crying about her.
In the words of Flo Rida: I can’t believe it, white girl got some ass!
Well, you know, hashtag duh.
Sure, she is famous for her bountiful bosom, but have you see that ass? DAYUM.
Man, all this butt talk has me feeling like Tina Belcher from “Bob’s Burgers”