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Chris Brown’s Naked Penis Pictures Appear Online

by Matthew Laidlow

As humans evolve through the ages, it doesn’t seem that we’ve grown in intelligence. Instead, the overwhelming growth in technology had meant that IQ points can be taken away. These days, you can control your entire life by downloading a couple of apps and do activities such as video editing, flying a toy helicopter and [...]

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Rihanna And Ciara Get Nasty And Not In A Good Way

by Joanna Bolouri

Here at hecklerspray, nothing makes us happier than when celebs go fucking mental on Twitter. Yes, whether they’re assassinating each other using 140 character covered light-sabers, verbally battering mere mortals or just secretly swapping ‘cock shots’ with embarrassingly unattractive, money hungry strangers, we love nothing more than some good old unabashed Twitter beefing. Recently masturbaters favourite [...]

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Rihanna To Star In Remake Of The Bodyguard? Universe Weeps In Preparation

by Mof Gimmers

Remember the first time you watched The Bodyguard? It felt like it was 37 hours long didn’t it? Still, nowhere near as long as the hideous ‘I Will Always Love YooooooOOOoOoOOOUuu’ haunted our pop charts. As an aside, have you ever noticed that Whitney Houston looks like she’s having an alfresco dump as the key-change [...]

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David LaChapelle Throws A Baby-Clothed Hissy Over Latest Rihanna Video

by Michael Park

It seems that intellectual property is the new black and acting like a litigious dick every time someone uses one of your ideas and runs with it. For example, we could sue the entire world for ripping off our idea that Justin Bieber is a travesty and is therefore something to be held up as [...]

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Rihanna ‘S&M’ Video: DECODED

by Mof Gimmers

So, Rihanna is back with a new single called S&M, which is set to rock Middle England to its frail little core and frighten America’s Bible Belt so much they’ll no doubt be firing rounds of confused shots into the sky already. Fact is, Ri is pushing her luck with a tale of “chains and [...]

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Rihanna’s Father Feels Really Sorry For Chris Brown, Which Is Hilariously Patronising

by Mof Gimmers

Rihanna’s father has said that he feels sorry for his daughter’s ex-fella, Chris Brown. Why? Well apart from not being nearly as successful as Rihanna and making the kind of music that even Usher would turn his nose up at, Papa Ri pities Brown because of his impressive fall from grace. As well you know, [...]

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Nicki Minaj And Rihanna To Save The World With Vague Lesbianism

by Mof Gimmers

Rihanna is amazing in every single way. Just deal with it. We’ve tried to think of negatives concerning her, but ultimately, can’t. And she’s teamed up with the cartoon doodle of a human, Nicki Minaj. You know Nicki Minaj, right? She’s the one who looks a bit like a blow-up doll, as imagined by a [...]

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Chris Brown Doesn’t Hit Women Anymore, But He Does Like A Nice Homophobic Rant

by Mof Gimmers

Fans of Chris Brown, of which there are many (all of whom seem to be completely insane judging by the comments they leave on hecklerspray), all spat feathers after we had the audacity to present Rihanna’s greater popularity as fact. Which it is. Of course, Chris Brown had to complete a course to discover that [...]

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Chris Brown Has Officially Learned That Hitting Rihanna Isn’t Very Nice

by Mof Gimmers

Hunkface dreamboat and fist flinging R&B simpleton Chris Brown is a proud man this week. Has he gone and got a diamond grill? Has one of his records got a good review in Rolling Stone magazine? Did he save a kitten from a burning house? No. He has finally discovered that hitting Rihanna in the [...]

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JLS Bag MOBO Awards Despite Being Really Awful

by Mof Gimmers

hecklerspray is not anti-pop by any stretch of the imagination, but it is completely fair to say that we just don’t understand the appeal of JLS. Maybe it’s because they’ve invented a new type of soul music that can only be described as Aww ‘n’ B, leaving people wanting to mother their wholesome little faces. [...]

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