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Heather Mills Press Complaint – Completely Beyond Satire

by Paul Pencott

If you tried to think of a celebrity as equally unappealing as shrieking harridan Heather Mills for her to have a public dispute with you couldn’t go far wrong with odious potato-faced toad Piers Morgan. And you’d be right, because that is what’s happened in a Press Complaints Commission investigation completed yesterday. The unintentionally hilarious [...]

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Brits Take Revenge On USA By Sending Piers Morgan There

by Justrestingmyeyes

It’s always good to have a chance to slap down a young, upstart colony. So we’ve let the US have their few hundred years of fun, with their constitution and their hamburgers and their total monopoly over low and high culture internationally, but this? Pretending they’re interested enough in football to not only cobble together [...]

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Britain’s Got Talent Returns To Showcase Our Nation Of Morons

by Matthew Laidlow

Don’t you ever wish you lived in Victorian times? Minus the threat of the occasional killer disease and lack of George Foreman grills, life really wasn’t that bad. After all, northern people weren’t discriminated as much; everyone wore fancy-looking frocks and spoke like Queen Victoria. But what about Victorian entertainment? Nowadays we submerge ourselves in [...]

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American Idol: Simon Cowell Wants Lady Gaga To Be Simon Cowell

by Stuart Heritage

With Simon Cowell leaving American Idol soon, thoughts have naturally turned to his successor. Who should it be?

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Piers Morgan Wants To Annoy More American TV Viewers

by Matthew Laidlow

You Americans just want all of our glorious items don’t you? One of Blighty’s few remaining cultural importances may be lost forever if Kraft gets its way. Soon, obesity will reach a whole new proportion as chocolate cheese is introduced for fat children to gobble up. However, there are a few exceptions that we’ll be [...]

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America’s Got Talent: Recycled Percussion Are Rubbish

by Paul Gibson

Week 274 of Ameria’s Got Talent, and the ten remaining acts audition again, for your votes. Well, either your votes, or else the approval of the goat’s entrails which the judges seem to have been relying on these past few weeks to tell them which act gets their discretionary nod. If you, like us, are [...]

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America’s Got Talent: Tony And Rory Go Through, World Raises An Eyebrow

by Paul Gibson

Let’s not try to pretend it’s making anything approaching sense any more. The only way that the decision-making on this season of America’s Got Talent could be any screwier is if the producers went into a ward full of pneumonia patients, asked the coughiest one to chub his phlegm up into a paper cup, and [...]

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TV Review: Katie Price Meets Piers Morgan

by Nik Johnson

To the despair of Google Image users everywhere, there are several Jordans in the world: The basketball player, the Asian country and the brand of Nike Airs to name just three. However, potential masturbators will be most familiar with the variable-titted cock-holster better known as Katie Price. As promised on Twitter, Katie has been keeping [...]

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Katie Price And Piers Morgan: A Perfect Reason To Blow Up Your TV!

by Ian Dransfield

There are some moves people will make to maintain credibility, and there are some moves which end up being quite misinformed. Can you guess which side Katie Price (or “Jordan” if you prefer her hooker name) being interviewed by Piers Morgan (or “Twat” if you prefer his real name) would fall into? But what if [...]

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America’s Got Talent Begins: Can They Give Us A Susan Boyle?

by Paul Gibson

Will the producers of America’s Got Talent be able to find a mad-haired old fat lady, just like the Brits did? The clue is in the question: what with this being America, they’ll doubtless be fighting them off with sticks. Of course, America has to do things a bit bigger than anybody else. So we [...]

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