There are some moves people will make to maintain credibility, and there are some moves which end up being quite misinformed.
Can you guess which side Katie Price (or “Jordan” if you prefer her hooker name) being interviewed by Piers Morgan (or “Twat” if you prefer his real name) would fall into?
But what if we throw in the fact that poor Katie broke down in tears during the interview, making out as if she were the victim to Peter Andre’s evil ways?
Then it would be secret option three: you’re only hurting yourself and my god we wish Piers Morgan would just die.