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Diary of the Fearless Truth-Seekers: The Week in Tabloids- Soccer Sexists and Superstar Sexuality

by Si Sharp

Much has already been said about the Andy Gray and Richard Keys story, with Charlie Brooker supplying one of more interesting slants on it, but we would like to point out The Sun’s sweetly optimistic approach to it on  Monday, the day after Andy’s original on-air gaffe and was tucked away on page ten in [...]

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Peter Andre Rushed To Hospital, World Saunters To Reaction

by Mof Gimmers

Argh! What do we do in this situation?! Peter Andre has been rushed to hospital and we don’t know what level of piss-taking to offer. What if he dies over the weekend? We’ll look nastier than usual then? Mind you, we could claim it as a ‘first!’, thereby giving us the chance to say ‘we [...]

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Katie Price: “Peter Andre Blah Blah Blah”

by Matthew Laidlow

Sorry for wasting your day, but you might have already read this story before. In an ideal world, we’d love to be the first news outlet to let you know that this estranged couple have patched up their differences by posing together in an exclusive photo shoot for some tacky magazine. Instead, Katie Price has [...]

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Katie Price Promotes Book By Being A Moron

by Stuart Heritage

Katie Price has written a new novel, presumably to help you identify train passengers that you hate.

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Katie Price To Be Hypnotised From Peter Andre’s Mind?

by Mof Gimmers

Peter Andre and Katie Price are a gift that just keep giving aren’t they? Once upon a time, they were just two people who didn’t know each other, both keen on showing their tits to the world. Price, then known as the country of Jordan, graced page threes and lad rags, pouting with a vacant look in her eye. Andre meanwhile was the champion of ’90s cod-reggae, all pouting with a dead look in his eye.

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Katie Price’s Debut Single Flops, Should Stick To The Erm…Day Job?

by Matthew Laidlow

People in the real world have to deal with emotional heartbreak in different ways to famous people. The best way to cope with a break of a partner of several years? Go and get yourself utterly drunk, vomit up your insides and then suffer in self pity the next day. What could be better? Possibly releasing a single telling the ex to basically go fudge himself?

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Peter Andre And His Magic Chest

by Ralph Sanders

Is there nothing that Peter Andre’s chest cannot do? It made him a star after he exposed it while singing under a waterfall, it can feed a family of five, he can fashion the muscles into a rough smiling face to cheer up his children (not coming in too handy lately, but it can still [...]

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Alex Reid Vs Peter Andre: It’s (An Incredibly Tedious) War

by Stuart Heritage

Under different circumstances, Peter Andre and Alex Reid would probably be the very best of friends.

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Kerry Katona Doesn’t Like Katie Price Very Much

by Matthew Laidlow

When we grow up and become uber famous, you can bet that we’ll launch a million different self-help products. However, people who like to tell others what to do can sometimes come across as bellends. Prime examples are PETA members who constantly remind us that we’re scum for butchering innocent baby lambs. What’s even worse [...]

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Jordan: Now Tormented And Mocked Via The Spirit World

by Matthew Laidlow

Owners of downmarket publications must flap and panic when Jordan doesn’t do anything. Not only is her every move reported for us to read in one long paragraph with an accompanying picture from 1998, it’ll also be filmed for ITV 2. For someone who badgers on about the press intrusion on her privacy, Jordan seems [...]

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