Argh! What do we do in this situation?! Peter Andre has been rushed to hospital and we don’t know what level of piss-taking to offer. What if he dies over the weekend? We’ll look nastier than usual then?
Mind you, we could claim it as a ‘first!’, thereby giving us the chance to say ‘we told you so’.
So yeah, Peter Andre will probably die this weekend after he was rushed into hospital for “extensive tests and scans” to determine the cause of a random and searing pain coursed through the singer’s body.
The people who will be most devastated by this news are the people of Plymouth who were due to turn out in their millions tonight to watch Andre sing ‘Mysterious Girl’ and that other on he did kinda recently. Sadly, it has been postponed.
Andre’s manager Claire Powell said:
“We are very worried about Peter and at present we do not know what is causing him to be in so much pain. Peter is terribly disappointed that he is unable to perform at tonight’s sold out opening night.”
She continued:
“At this time we have no more information, though we are hoping Peter will be able to perform at Minehead tomorrow as planned.”
NOT IF HE DIES!
OH GOD! HE BETTER NOT! WE NEED PETER ANDRE IN OUR LIVES!
Andre’s ex-wife Katie Price revealed that Peter had been taken ill in a message on Twitter today and a full statement confirmed the news on his official website. The news being that Peter Andre has excruciating stomach pains. Of course, you lot are such huge Peter Andre fans that you’ll know already that he’s collapsed once this year thanks to gallstones.
The people of Plymouth need not riot yet. The concert has been rescheduled for Tuesday December 21st. That’s a nice Christmas present for you.
UNLESS HE DIES.
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Peter Gallstone says
I hope he doesn’t die. He’s seems like a good guy.
I like the Google ads at the bottom: > Katie Price, Pancreas Pain, Thigh Pain, Appendix Pain
which is worst I wonder?