Sorry for wasting your day, but you might have already read this story before.
In an ideal world, we?d love to be the first news outlet to let you know that this estranged couple have patched up their differences by posing together in an exclusive photo shoot for some tacky magazine. Instead, Katie Price has decided to remind us yet again that she believes Peter Andre is still harping on about their divorce.
Of course, these suggestions are ludicrous when you think about it. Surely when the two split, they?d never have to communicate ever again apart from awkward birthdays and Christmases with the kids. But oh no, we forgot the TV crews that follow the pair around to record every gory detail. Surely Katie Price doesn't sit down and watch Peter Andres show with a tube of Pringles and scribble down each lie he says? Actually, we wouldn't put it past her.
Let’s offer our services to throw a spanner in her works and shut Katie Price up from babbling about her divorce. Newspapers are meant to report about real items such as hot political debate, scandal and matters close to home; but somewhere along the line, a gap in the news has supposedly allowed ‘negative press’ to sift through about Katie Price. Oh dear, she said about the situation:
“The negative press attention hurts my family more than me. I say, ‘Mum, just don’t read it. End of.’ Junior, my middle son, does ask questions about my divorce from Pete but I don’t know what Pete says to him.?
For someone who recently promoted her millionth book by pretty much forcing her boobs in to the world’s face, it's strange to think how she believes she can only generate good press about herself. The general perception of Peter Andre is that he is a bit of a goon and would probably buy you a pint even if you didn't know him; all he wants in return is a friend. Moaning on further, Katie Price said:
“All he ever had to say is, ‘I don’t want any bad word said about Kate. She’s the mother of my kids. End of.’ But instead he milked the situation and still is.”
Unless it's us, we now have the image of Peter Andre suckling on the teat of the media and extracting all its milky hate to spit in the face of his ex-partner. Or as what will probably happen here, he?ll respond to this by releasing a song and She'll call him a twat or something.
Oh how we love the circle of divorcee life.
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