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Katie Price Thinks Peter Andre Is Out To Destroy Her Like Some Sort Of Monster

by Matthew Laidlow

Don’t you just hate it when people overstep their mark in society? After all, what right does Katie Price have to really have a pop at anyone? Her whole career has been built on her flashing her jumper bumps to people who’ve picked up a newspaper or gone out to purchase some gentlemen’s literature. Against [...]

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Katie Price Gets Ample Support, Just Where She Needs It

by Amy Grindhouse

Katie Price and Alex Reid’s marriage is still shiny and new. It still has the wrapping on it, and it still has on its price tag. Best of all, it still has that new marriage smell (smells like congealed layers of fake bake and congealed layers of hair products). The marriage is actually so new [...]

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Top Ten TV Breakdowns!

by Steve Charnock

The sixties were all about ‘Free love’. The seventies was the age of great movie-making and music. The eighties was epitomised by consumerism and the 1990’s had er, the Tamagotchi. Every decade becomes synonymous with a particular movement, fashion or mood. As such, the 2010’s (or ‘Teens’ as it’s known to total idiots) will henceforth [...]

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Jordan To Release Another Gufftastic Book

by Matthew Laidlow

Most normal people eat chips, pies, kebabs and crisps as part of their diet. But we’re beginning to think that former boob model Jordan uses money as a food source. At every given opportunity, she gobbles up as much cash as she can get her hands on. That’s unless she has a fetish for the [...]

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Alex Reid Marries Jordan, Because He Loves Her Very Much

by hecklerspray staff

Put away that morning suit and store away your hat. Your invitation to Jordan’s wedding to Alex Reid is never going to arrive, because they’ve gone and got married in private in Las Vegas. Well, if ‘in private’ means having your airbrushed wedding photo smeared all over the front of Hello! The publicity shy duo [...]

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WEBTHUMP! 21 October 2009

by Stuart Heritage

10 – Here’s a lovely man from a pub – WatchWithMothers 9 – Jordan & Peter Andre: They’re still at it, you know – AmyGrindhouse 8 – Goodness. Our pals Interestment were on the telly this week. Look – BBC 7 – The Lovely Bones: good if you like to see Mark Wahlberg wearing clothes [...]

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Peter Andre Doesn’t Want Transvestites Near His Kids, So Back Off

by Matthew Laidlow

It’s perfectly clear that Peter Andre likes humans with genitals that are the opposite of his. Take his famous pop song Mysterious Girl. We’ve been able to deceiver that this song is about women. In the song he wants to “get close” to this Mysterious Girl, but why? Did she smell nice? Or had she [...]

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Nobody Wants To Stock Jordan’s Millionth Autobiography

by Matthew Laidlow

Such is the world we live in today that when you quiz a group of children about Jordan, they won’t know any facts about the country. Instead, they’ll spout endless facts about Jordan the model with pinpoint accuracy; which might have something to do with the fact that she won’t stop banging on about herself. [...]

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Tabloid Watch: Jordan & Peter Andre

by hecklerspray staff

The overall impression I got from reading Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas was that he was taking drugs and reporting back so that you didn’t have to. Well this week’s been the same for me, but instead of the mind-expanding world that concerned Thompson, I am committed to the mind-reducing ignorance of the tabloids. [...]

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WEBTHUMP! August 5 2009

by Stuart Heritage

10 – They’re coming. THEY’RE COMING! – Geekologie 9 – Important bikini news. You heard – Interestment 8 – Here’s another thing that Matt Berry is humiliatingly good at – Watch With Mothers 7 – Parents: Vanessa Hudgens hates your children (sort of) – Amy Grindhouse 10 – They’re coming. THEY’RE COMING! – Geekologie 9 [...]

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