Articles tagged with: Peter Andre
Wait A Minute, Jordan THINKS?
Glamour model Katie Price (aka Jordan) announced on Tuesday that she doesn't 'think' her husband has been cheating on her. The former page 3 girl blamed her suspicions on PMT, claiming husband Peter Andre's unusual enthusiasm for the gym and adventurous sex was cause for concern. Well guess what Katie... nobody ever paid you to think. Here's further evidence that women create elaborate conspiracy out of absolutely nothing. It's a bit like cooking.
Glamour model Katie Price (aka Jordan) announced on Tuesday that she doesn't 'think' her husband has been cheating on her. The former page 3 girl blamed her suspicions on PMT, claiming husband Peter Andre's unusual enthusiasm for the gym and adventurous sex was cause for concern. Well guess what Katie... nobody ever paid you to think. Here's further evidence that women create elaborate conspiracy out of absolutely nothing. It's a bit like cooking.
Katie Price Maintains Her Classy, Unblemished Image
When Americans think of 'classiness', they pretty much think of Britain's beloved Royal family. Granted they don't actually do much apart from shoot peasants, laugh at the poor and eat huge slices of swan pie stuffed with £50 notes, but that doesn't matter. Sadly the illusion that the general British public speak like the Queen are usually shattered. Enter a typical London market place and instead of hearing "would you like some apples?" you'll get "Eearrrrrrrrrrrrrr youuuuuuuu. Wanna buy sommmmmmme aaaaapples to gooooooo wiv da stairs?" Tourists will also be shocked by the amount of people pissing in the street, vomiting into hats and having sex in cars. Just ask Katie Price and her schizophrenic alter-ego Jordan how it feels. It happened to her the other day with her plasticine lover Peter Andre.
When Americans think of 'classiness', they pretty much think of Britain's beloved Royal family. Granted they don't actually do much apart from shoot peasants, laugh at the poor and eat huge slices of swan pie stuffed with £50 notes, but that doesn't matter. Sadly the illusion that the general British public speak like the Queen are usually shattered. Enter a typical London market place and instead of hearing "would you like some apples?" you'll get "Eearrrrrrrrrrrrrr youuuuuuuu. Wanna buy sommmmmmme aaaaapples to gooooooo wiv da stairs?" Tourists will also be shocked by the amount of people pissing in the street, vomiting into hats and having sex in cars. Just ask Katie Price and her schizophrenic alter-ego Jordan how it feels. It happened to her the other day with her plasticine lover Peter Andre.
Peter Andre Warns Stick-Thin Jordan To Start Eating
From DIETPIXIE - Britain’s most famous pair of tits, Jordan and Peter Andre (see what we did there?) are squabbling between themselves again - and this time it’s not over their sex life or plastic surgery obsession, but food. I don’t know about you, but reading about these celebs makes me feel so boring and ...
From DIETPIXIE - Britain’s most famous pair of tits, Jordan and Peter Andre (see what we did there?) are squabbling between themselves again - and this time it’s not over their sex life or plastic surgery obsession, but food. I don’t know about you, but reading about these celebs makes me feel so boring and ...
Jordan’s Dreary Drug Tale Not About Cocaine, Apparently
Being involved in a marriage primarily because it furthers you as a brand and gives you more shitcake anecdotes to fill your endless mind-numbing autobiographies with must be quite hard.
So it's no surprise that Jordan got smashed on drugs not so long ago and wound up contemplating suicide.
But here's the thing - although she's admitted drug use, Jordan won't say what drug she took. But she has ruled out cocaine, which means that Jordan wanted to kill herself after a binge on either heroin, prescription pills, non-prescription pills or Fisherman's Friends. And when was the last time you saw Jordan with a cold, huh?
Celebrity Divorce Betting Odds: Madonna, Jordan, Jolie & Winehouse
Ready for some more chances to make money from unhappy celebrities? Step right up. We're starting 2008 as we mean to go on, by crossing our fingers really hard and hoping that just about every celebrity couple in the land gets divorced and spends the rest of their lives wallowing about in abject near-suicidal misery just so we can make £12.50 from a lucky stab at a bet. And when we say 'we' we really mean 'you'. It's £12.50 that you didn't have before, at least. So here are the celebrity divorce betting odds for Jordan and Peter Andre, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Liz Hurley and Arun Nayar and Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil. Help, as ever, comes from Paddy Power...
Ready for some more chances to make money from unhappy celebrities? Step right up. We're starting 2008 as we mean to go on, by crossing our fingers really hard and hoping that just about every celebrity couple in the land gets divorced and spends the rest of their lives wallowing about in abject near-suicidal misery just so we can make £12.50 from a lucky stab at a bet. And when we say 'we' we really mean 'you'. It's £12.50 that you didn't have before, at least. So here are the celebrity divorce betting odds for Jordan and Peter Andre, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Liz Hurley and Arun Nayar and Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil. Help, as ever, comes from Paddy Power...
