The curse of Jordan must still be lingering on inside the plastic soul of pop music gimp Peter Andre.
Once upon a time he was happily married to Jordan, who herself was just a massive attention-seeking tit. All alongside her boob balloons which kept on inflating and deflating. Christ, it was almost hypnotic.
Since their relationship ended, Peter Andre hasn't done much TV work or spewed painful interviews about his marriage. Unlike his former wife Jordan. Or is she being called Katie Price again now? We don't know. Or care. Anyways, Peter Andre fell off a stage at the T4 beach festival thingy. We got footage.