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Peter Andre Falls Off A Stage. Let’s All LOL!

The curse of Jordan must still be lingering on inside the plastic soul of pop music gimp Peter Andre. Once upon a time he was happily married to Jordan, who herself was just a massive attention-seeking tit. All alongside her boob balloons which kept on inflating and deflating. Christ, it was almost hypnotic. Since their [...]

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Peter Andre Blubs All Over The Gogglebox

by Ian Dransfield

Never let it be said we are anything but balanced, fair and righteous here at hecklerspray – we will always cover things from every angle available to us. Which is why we’re now going to talk about the latest TV appearance by Peter Andre, where he gets all boo-hooey and says he’s all about his [...]

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TV Review: Katie Price Meets Piers Morgan

by Nik Johnson

To the despair of Google Image users everywhere, there are several Jordans in the world: The basketball player, the Asian country and the brand of Nike Airs to name just three. However, potential masturbators will be most familiar with the variable-titted cock-holster better known as Katie Price. As promised on Twitter, Katie has been keeping [...]

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Katie Price And Piers Morgan: A Perfect Reason To Blow Up Your TV!

by Ian Dransfield

There are some moves people will make to maintain credibility, and there are some moves which end up being quite misinformed. Can you guess which side Katie Price (or “Jordan” if you prefer her hooker name) being interviewed by Piers Morgan (or “Twat” if you prefer his real name) would fall into? But what if [...]

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WEBTHUMP! June 10 2009

by Stuart Heritage

0 – Look at this list of sexy women who don’t even exist! Swit swoo! – Interestment

9 – Best infomercial ever. Nobody knows what it’s for, but the product is called I Hope You Die Soon. Ace! – Bestweekever

8 – SHEEP IN A CIRCLE! – Geekologie

7 – That bloke off that thing splits up with woman – Amygrindhouse

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Jordan & Peter Andre: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah

by Alex de Moller

It’s time to leave the country.

Dynamite your house, pack your toothbrush and don’t forget to shoot your girlfriend on the way out. You’ll thank us for it later.

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Peter Andre Joins Elite Celebrity Group…

by Josh Burt

It was a great day for romantics when Peter Andre managed to croon his way into Jordan’s sleeping bag out there in the Australian jungle. She was playing impossible-to-get, he was making up songs called Lady, Please, Just Let Me Touch Them, and singing them directly to her without once breaking eye contact. Their eventual marriage came [...]

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WEBTHUMP! Thursday 14 May 2009

by Stuart Heritage

10 – Fair warning: any woman we marry will be forced to wear this electronic bra – Dollymix 9 – The best Mr T merchandise you will ever see. EVER – Toplessrobot 8 – Christ, Peter Andre‘s a bellend. Also, here’s a story about him – PopSugar 7 – Oh, former presidents of America. You [...]

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Building Your Own Jordan: The Model

by Nik Johnson

Hecklerspray was saddened to hear of the Jordan/ Peter Andre relationship breaking up this week, even if it has allowed the opportunity to make jokes about a lovely pair and love splits, which was taken with relish.

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