The curse of Jordan must still be lingering on inside the plastic soul of pop music gimp Peter Andre.
Once upon a time he was happily married to Jordan, who herself was just a massive attention-seeking tit. All alongside her boob balloons which kept on inflating and deflating. Christ, it was almost hypnotic.
Since their relationship ended, Peter Andre hasn’t done much TV work or spewed painful interviews about his marriage. Unlike his former wife Jordan. Or is she being called Katie Price again now? We don’t know. Or care. Anyways, Peter Andre fell off a stage at the T4 beach festival thingy. We got footage.
The T4 beach festival is a harmless gig where pop bands mime to backing tracks and perform dance routines that were thought up ten minutes before they needed to use them. Its a million miles away from anything like Glastonbury or T In The Park. No-one gets offended, no-one swears and there is no fun as a general rule. Basically, you’ll never see one of The Saturdays screech “Free Tibet.” Purely because none of the beach goers know where Tibet is.
But forget that, here’s what we all want to see. Peter Andre falling off a stage. Thank us later for the best 20 seconds you’ve seen on YouTube today:
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I am very disappointed that in the above article you have refered to peter andre as a “gimp”. Yes i agree Peter amde a slight fool of himself at the T4 on the beach festival but after all the man is trying an it was his first time in a while he had done a live performance. I am a great fan of peter and i belive that although he fell off the stage (he didnt evan really fall he just lost his footing and stumbled, bt some people betray it asif he fell face first into the ground) he was able to recover and carry on with the performance in a very professional manner. I think in future instead of pointing out the bads people have, you should also take into consideration there goods. Peter Andre is a kind gentle man who is in no means a “gimp”.
Yeah, Hecklerspray – stop that pointing out the bads people have.
I like this comment on YouTube:
“Peter Andre is great. Suck my balls if you disagree cos at least I’ll get? enjoyment out of you.”
The logic is flawless.
“Its a million miles away from anything like Glastonbury or T In The Park”
Yes, but, they are converging all the time, as Glastonbury gets exponentially shitter every year.