Don't you just hate it when people overstep their mark in society? After all, what right does Katie Price have to really have a pop at anyone?
Her whole career has been built on her flashing her jumper bumps to people who?ve picked up a newspaper or gone out to purchase some gentlemen?s literature. Against the genetic code of booby models, she does seems to have a few braincells that occasionally click together. Although she is still a mouthy cow.
Nothing positive ever happens for Katie. Either the window cleaner has nicked a warm pie cooling on her windowsill or she's just sobbing about relationships. One of her main issues seems to be with the seemingly perfect Peter Andre. Everyone seems to love him, just like cake. Know anyone who doesn't like a nice baked good? Of course not, cake?s lovely. But Katie Price hates Peter Andre nonetheless. Perhaps he's made of cake or something. Oh, we don't know.
As a pop star, the general rule of thumb is that they should have a nice clean cut image. And Peter Andre has it all, a firm body for the ladies to squeal over, a foreign accent we can understand and the ability to nail crap dance moves. He doesn't seem the sort to knock back several pints of lager and beat his partner with a kebab box.
Or does he? Because coming out of the woodwork like a typical crazy lady is his former wife Katie Price. Or Jordan if she feels like baring her tits. Even though everyone in the world knows about their relationship falling to bits and not caring, she likes to remind us that it happened. She told The Mirror:
?Peter is dragging me through the courts at every opportunity. He wants me to lose money and make me unhappy. It’s sad Pete’s having to do that, it’s like he wants me to lose everything I’ve worked so hard for.?
The oddest thing about this quote is that it comes from LA. That not odd because we think she should be banned from being there, but because? Katie Price has somehow blagged her way into one of Elton John?s merry old Oscar parties. How she qualifies to go to a movie party is beyond us. That's like getting us to judge a diving competition due to our expert knowledge of spectacularly falling over when drunk.
The Mirror also reports that she is going to release more grizzly details in a book that will no doubt be put on sale for ?25 for all her moronic fans to buy. It's strange that for a person who is constantly being filmed, we have the chance to read about her life too. Especially given the presumption that her fans can read. She said again:
?You just wait. It’s time the truth came out on me and Pete. I’m not going to hold anything back. I’d be very scared if I was him.?
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anna wilkinson says
i hate peter andre