Katie Price and Alex Reid’s marriage is still shiny and new.
It still has the wrapping on it, and it still has on its price tag. Best of all, it still has that new marriage smell (smells like congealed layers of fake bake and congealed layers of hair products).
The marriage is actually so new that Alex is still under the impression that he has to support his darling wife. You know, in the way husbands do until about a week after they get married. Then they wander off and park themselves in front of the telly – happily – and forget the wedding ever took place. Alex is clearly a cage fighter, so maybe lazy footy watching and daydreaming about his single days isn’t his thing. His wife has been under a fair amount of fire over the last few days, and his response has been quicker than Lassie responding to an orphan child falling down a well. Jolly good.
This is probably a good sign that he, um, l-o-v-e-s her or something. Don’t ask us. We had to crawl out of our stupors and go to Yahoo! Answers to find out what that word even means. We think it means he cares enough to defend her in the press.
Or maybe it has something to do with ponies. More impressive – we think it means he is brave enough to take on Katie’s giant, manly, ex-husband Peter Andre. Oh, hang on. We’ve got the enormous husband and the tiny husband mixed up. Ignore that last bit.
What we are getting at is people have been criticising Katie for dressing up her daughter – putting make-up on her, and flat ironing her child’s hair.
We were too busy giggling at her daughter’s name, still, two years after she was born, to pay much attention. Peter was quicker on his feet. Upon learning about a publicised photo of his and Katie’s daughter wearing heavy make-up and long fake eyelashes he flipped. He was also less-than-pleased to learn that Katie did something similar a short while later.
Both incidents seemingly captured for his ex-wife’s reality show, What Katie Did Next. This time Katie took heated straighteners to daughter Princess Tiaamii’s head. Peter even claimed he had to trim her hair due to the heat damage the processing caused. Yes, a trim. The horror.
From 3AM:
Alex is wading into the debate via his column for Star, insisting that Jordan ain't done nufin? wrong. He said: ?The accusations in the press last week that Kate isn't a good mum because she let Princess try on her false eyelashes and straighten her hair made me really angry. What mum doesn't dress up their little girl? It was a joke! It was disappointing that Pete called it ?disgusting? in a magazine interview. The whole thing ended up being taken totally out of context.?
This was a guest post by the shimmering delight that is Amy Grindhouse.
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stella says
That’s why most celebs’ children look like dwarf sluts. Probably Katie took the girl for a doll, that explains the poor child’s name.
No wonder paedophiles get aroused by kids. But what kind of man is turned on by a warrior?