Articles tagged with: Naked celebrities
Americans know how they like their child-stars - naked and terrified of the malevolent horse-gods they're also sexually aroused by. So today should be like Christmas for them, because Daniel Radcliffe - who, as Harry Potter, is basically King Child Star - has announced that he's taking his production of Equus to America, where it will play in Broadway from September. Equus. You know. Equus. The play that explores the ethical ambiguity of free will versus the enforced conventions of societal normality as laid out by the Bible and psychiatric practices. The play that, through the unique on-stage seating plan, forces the audience to confront notions of voyeurism and artifice for themselves. Oh, alright - the play where Harry Potter gets his penis out, waggles it around and then stabs a bunch of horses in the eye. Happy now?
Lindsay Lohan is set to strip off in her upcoming film.
That’s right, according to MTV UK, Lindsay Lohan is going to take all of her clothes off. She is going to get completely naked – can you imagine that??
Of course you can. Everybody can. At just the mention of her name your mind’s eye was no doubt engulfed with images of her inflated bosoms hovering around you.
Stop the press and hold the phone - a set of naked Audrina Patridge pictures has hit the internet in a big way.
You know, Audrina Patridge. Come on, you must know who Audrina Patridge is. Audrina Patridge from The Hills. The Hills. Audrina Patridge from the MTV reality TV show The Hills. It's a spin-off from Laguna Beach. Laguna Beach. Anyone?
Look, alright, we don't know who Audrina Patridge is either, and we get the feeling that we'd rather hurl ourselves down a well than actually ever watch an episode of The Hills. But, hey, naked Audrina Patridge pictures! Let's go!
Sex tape karma is a beautiful thing - after making us pray for blindness with the Gene Simmons sex tape, it's now repaying us with a Kristin Davis sex tape.
You know, Kristin Davis. The uppity one from Sex And The City. There's a Kristin Davis sex tape. And there's not even a second of 1980s power-ballad in there at all. Take that, Simmons.
Except, wait, buckle your belt back up - Kristin Davis says that the Kristin Davis sex tape is a phony. That's not her in the sex tape gobbling on a man's genitals or in the accompanying pictures sitting on a toilet with her minge sticking out, Kristin says. She only knows because in the real Kristin Davis sex tape she's wearing a pony saddle, a pair of safety goggles and is covered head-to-toe in bacon. We heard.
You've seen Lindsay Lohan's tits, now she wants you see her soul - but it's OK, because it's less alarmingly freckly.
That's right, Lindsay Lohan has done a magazine interview all about the impossible darkness of her last 12 months.
It's an important interview because it marks the first time that Lindsay Lohan has publicly prattled on about herself in, ooh, roughly about six or seven minutes. Plus she's kept her clothes on for this one, so your retinas aren't as likely to snap off and run for freedom this time.
It's been a vintage month for stomach-churning celebrity nudity, what with Lindsay Lohan's naked boobs and Gene Simmons' bare pecker.
But now, making a last-ditch attempt to claim the prize of February 2008's least-wanted nude body, comes a set of naked Diablo Cody pictures.
That's right, a collection of naked photographs of Oscar-winning Juno screenwriter Diablo Cody have hit the internet in a big way. And we haven't been this aroused by pictures of a writer since 1987's thankfully-forgotten Playgirl magazine centrefold spread featuring Sir Tom Stoppard, Ingmar Bergman and 46 litres of industrial-strength water-based personal lubricant.
How does PETA do it? It's seen more A grade celebrity chuff than Jack Nicholson, Warren Beatty and John Leslie combined.
The latest to join PETA’s hareem is X Factor’s second-freshest regurgitation Leona Lewis, who is going to take off all her clothes, including her bra and pants - thus rendering her naked - and pose for a photograph in a classy way, like how a lady might, or in other words, pose for a photograph in a way that demands a bit too much magic-eye effort from the masturbator to be regarded as porn. According to The Sun, a source close to Leona said:
“She’s hugely proud to have been asked. She’s a strict vegetarian so it’s a cause close to her heart.”
