Lindsay Lohan Naked, Again
Lindsay Lohan is set to strip off in her upcoming film.
That’s right, according to MTV UK, Lindsay Lohan is going to take all of her clothes off. She is going to get completely naked – can you imagine that??
Of course you can. Everybody can. At just the mention of her name your mind’s eye was no doubt engulfed with images of her inflated bosoms hovering around you.
She might as well just put her tits on NASDAQ. The shares would surely rocket faster than her movie career has, or her music career , for that matter.
Her list of sex-related shenanigans stretches further than her labia does during a knickerless stride out of a car door. Recently, we’ve had the sex tape rumours, less recently we had the Marylin Monroe effigies, and a whole host of other tit-related articles.
One magazine claims she will pocket $75,000 for the role in the new film – the character being a sex-mad waitress. Fair play to her we suppose – she's sticking to what she knows.
According to parallel universe theory, the world we live in is just one alongside an infinite number of other worlds. And there are no doubt worlds much fairer and kinder than our one, where she probably actually ended up a sex-mad waitress, a billion times over, and each of them a more successful attempt at a career than this one.
