Articles tagged with: Naked celebrities
Badvertising: Watch Naked Eva Mendes Advert Banned From TV
It’s just typical. You finally get an advert worth watching – and then it gets banned. US TV network bosses have deemed Eva Mendes’ advert for Calvin Klein Secret Obsession perfume - in which she writhes around naked on her bed - as too hot for TV. Bloody squares. OK, so you can see a bit of nipple, but still. Anyway, thankfully, hecklerspray has no such concerns, so you can watch Eva Mendes in all her glory below the cut. Enjoy!!
It’s just typical. You finally get an advert worth watching – and then it gets banned. US TV network bosses have deemed Eva Mendes’ advert for Calvin Klein Secret Obsession perfume - in which she writhes around naked on her bed - as too hot for TV. Bloody squares. OK, so you can see a bit of nipple, but still. Anyway, thankfully, hecklerspray has no such concerns, so you can watch Eva Mendes in all her glory below the cut. Enjoy!!
Brooke Hogan To Get Her Big Naked Chin Out For Playboy
It says a lot about the disarray that the Hogan family is in when Brooke Hogan stands out as the most together member. True, Brooke Hogan might be so freakishly hell-bent on getting famous that she'll try anything from hopeless singing careers to toe-curling opportunistic reality TV shows to get it, but for the simple fact that she isn't Hulk Hogan or Nick Hogan, we're prepared to give Brooke Hogan the benefit of the doubt. Because Brooke Hogan's hardly planning to exploit her own family's real-life woes by getting naked for Playboy in the blind hope that it'll give her the attention she thinks she deserves, is it? What? That's exactly what she is doing? Fine - disregard everything you've just read. We'll start again after the jump.
It says a lot about the disarray that the Hogan family is in when Brooke Hogan stands out as the most together member. True, Brooke Hogan might be so freakishly hell-bent on getting famous that she'll try anything from hopeless singing careers to toe-curling opportunistic reality TV shows to get it, but for the simple fact that she isn't Hulk Hogan or Nick Hogan, we're prepared to give Brooke Hogan the benefit of the doubt. Because Brooke Hogan's hardly planning to exploit her own family's real-life woes by getting naked for Playboy in the blind hope that it'll give her the attention she thinks she deserves, is it? What? That's exactly what she is doing? Fine - disregard everything you've just read. We'll start again after the jump.
Lee Ryan Out The Running For Father Of The Year
For ages, hecklerspray believed that the most intimate act a married couple could engage in was the exchange of saliva when ramming their tongues down each others throats. However, we were proven wrong when we were told that a couple can prove their love for each other by 'creating a baby'. This literally knocked us back, throwing into disarray our previous notion that a child is created using flour, the tears of an orphan, vanilla extract, nail clippings and the sweat from a man/woman depending on what sex you wanted the child to be. In days gone by, people would takes months to even kiss each other - never mind engage in any sexual goings on. Having a baby would only happen a good few years after marriage, under the eyes of God and surrounded by an approving society. However, we now live in a culture where a girl will flash her tits for half a pint of lager or for a couple of cold chips. So just imagine our disgust when we found out our number one celebrity fan and all round grasper of swear words Lee Ryan has left his pregnant fiancée of eight months.
For ages, hecklerspray believed that the most intimate act a married couple could engage in was the exchange of saliva when ramming their tongues down each others throats. However, we were proven wrong when we were told that a couple can prove their love for each other by 'creating a baby'. This literally knocked us back, throwing into disarray our previous notion that a child is created using flour, the tears of an orphan, vanilla extract, nail clippings and the sweat from a man/woman depending on what sex you wanted the child to be. In days gone by, people would takes months to even kiss each other - never mind engage in any sexual goings on. Having a baby would only happen a good few years after marriage, under the eyes of God and surrounded by an approving society. However, we now live in a culture where a girl will flash her tits for half a pint of lager or for a couple of cold chips. So just imagine our disgust when we found out our number one celebrity fan and all round grasper of swear words Lee Ryan has left his pregnant fiancée of eight months.
Megan Fox Wants To Get All Naked!
Some people say that the film industry is churning out the same boring stuff week after week. If it’s not another re-make, adaptation, based on a book or a sequel then it’s amazing to see something off any original merit reaching the big screen. Transformer Megan Fox is sick of this and is making a one women stance against the generic films being exported out of various film studios. She wants to take things back to the old school and revisit the industry in the 1930s. You may think she wants to don a Charlie Chaplin style moustache and partake in silent films, but you’d be wrong. Instead she wants to do a film in the nude. All because she believes it was done “arty†back then.
Some people say that the film industry is churning out the same boring stuff week after week. If it’s not another re-make, adaptation, based on a book or a sequel then it’s amazing to see something off any original merit reaching the big screen. Transformer Megan Fox is sick of this and is making a one women stance against the generic films being exported out of various film studios. She wants to take things back to the old school and revisit the industry in the 1930s. You may think she wants to don a Charlie Chaplin style moustache and partake in silent films, but you’d be wrong. Instead she wants to do a film in the nude. All because she believes it was done “arty†back then.
Jack Black: Brace Yourself World, I’m Planning To Get Naked
From DIETPIXIE - Someone please give Jack Black a cheeseburger. Why? Well, for starters, shoving it in his big, fat chops might shut him up. Secondly, it could be the only way we can stop him from doing nude scenes. That's right - nude scenes!! 'Nude scenes' and 'Jack Black' - if ever there was four words that should not ...
From DIETPIXIE - Someone please give Jack Black a cheeseburger. Why? Well, for starters, shoving it in his big, fat chops might shut him up. Secondly, it could be the only way we can stop him from doing nude scenes. That's right - nude scenes!! 'Nude scenes' and 'Jack Black' - if ever there was four words that should not ...
Hugh Hefner: Hey Miley Cyrus, Get Naked For Playboy
Now that you've seen part of her back and about a third of one of her bras, Miley Cyrus is a certified sex object. What? Miley Cyrus is only 15? Well, um, obviously we were joking about that sex object bit. The supple, milky-white backs of teenage girls are so disgusting to us that we think they should all be burnt with flaming torches. But Playboy's Hugh Hefner has another idea. You can probably guess what it involves. That's right - Hefner has asked Miley Cyrus to appear naked in Playboy. But don't worry, because Miley Cyrus won't be getting naked for Playboy until she's 18, the age where people immediately stop having moral objections to teenage nudity. Until then, though, it looks like you'll just have to wait until the inevitable Miley Cyrus naked internet photos. Perverts.
Now that you've seen part of her back and about a third of one of her bras, Miley Cyrus is a certified sex object. What? Miley Cyrus is only 15? Well, um, obviously we were joking about that sex object bit. The supple, milky-white backs of teenage girls are so disgusting to us that we think they should all be burnt with flaming torches. But Playboy's Hugh Hefner has another idea. You can probably guess what it involves. That's right - Hefner has asked Miley Cyrus to appear naked in Playboy. But don't worry, because Miley Cyrus won't be getting naked for Playboy until she's 18, the age where people immediately stop having moral objections to teenage nudity. Until then, though, it looks like you'll just have to wait until the inevitable Miley Cyrus naked internet photos. Perverts.
New Miley Cyrus Photos Hark Back To Her Less Slutty Days
Miley Cyrus has managed to get through a photo shoot without flashing her jail-bait back to anyone. Thank God for that. We can once again look at Miley Cyrus without feeling like the spirit of Josef Fritzl has entered into our souls. Now all we need do is wait a few months until her sixteenth birthday and, abracadabra, we can gawp at her naked tweeny flesh without society judging us as perverts. God bless the American legal-system and its confused morals!
Miley Cyrus has managed to get through a photo shoot without flashing her jail-bait back to anyone. Thank God for that. We can once again look at Miley Cyrus without feeling like the spirit of Josef Fritzl has entered into our souls. Now all we need do is wait a few months until her sixteenth birthday and, abracadabra, we can gawp at her naked tweeny flesh without society judging us as perverts. God bless the American legal-system and its confused morals!
Anyone Wanna See Britney Spears’ Semi-Naked Tits & Ass?
Come gather round children, for that most marvellous of phenomena has occurred once more. Britney Spears has got semi-naked in public. Hallelujah! As we all know, there are only two things that perpetuate the spinning of the earth on its axis these days - celebrities and naked girls. They are everywhere, constantly vying for our attention. It’s a daily clash of the titans; one day naked girls will get a unanimous victory, only for celebrities to get their sweet revenge soon after, leaving a bloody pool of tits, ass and ego all over the streets in their wake. The only time peace can be found is when the two of them merge their awesome powers together, creating that all powerful attention-grabbing freak of nature that is: the naked-girl-celebrity.
Come gather round children, for that most marvellous of phenomena has occurred once more. Britney Spears has got semi-naked in public. Hallelujah! As we all know, there are only two things that perpetuate the spinning of the earth on its axis these days - celebrities and naked girls. They are everywhere, constantly vying for our attention. It’s a daily clash of the titans; one day naked girls will get a unanimous victory, only for celebrities to get their sweet revenge soon after, leaving a bloody pool of tits, ass and ego all over the streets in their wake. The only time peace can be found is when the two of them merge their awesome powers together, creating that all powerful attention-grabbing freak of nature that is: the naked-girl-celebrity.
