Stop the press and hold the phone – a set of naked Audrina Patridge pictures has hit the internet in a big way.
You know, Audrina Patridge. Come on, you must know who Audrina Patridge is. Audrina Patridge from The Hills. The Hills. Audrina Patridge from the MTV reality TV show The Hills. It's a spin-off from Laguna Beach. Laguna Beach. Anyone?
Look, alright, we don't know who Audrina Patridge is either, and we get the feeling that we'd rather hurl ourselves down a well than actually ever watch an episode of The Hills. But, hey, naked Audrina Patridge pictures! Let's go!
More than anything, the internet has helped to revolutionise the way that we can see what famous people's boobs look like. And everyone's catered for – fans of ginger actresses, socialites, Croatian Eurovision entrants, pointless rehab-addicted idiots with Marilyn Monroe complexes, former American Idol contestants and wholesome teen stars call now all see their objects of affection naked without having to sleep outside their bathroom window for a week first.
And now this celebrity nudity craze has just got even better, because now you can look at naked pictures of people who you're told are famous even though you don't recognise their names or faces or have even vaguely heard of once.
That's right – just days after the alleged naked Kristin Davis pictures were leaked, there are some naked Audrina Patridge pictures on the internet. Those prayers that we never had about people who we never knew existed have finally been answered! Hallelujah!
For those of you who don't know – so basically us – Audrina Patridge is a star on the MTV reality show The Hills, all about a group of essentially unlikeable rah-rah brats who routinely get up to the kind of lazy faux-aspirational shenanigans that'd usually have us writhing about the floor in anger if it weren't for the fact that Audrina Patridge is now naked all over the internet.
Some have claimed that the naked Audrina Patridge pictures were set to be published in Playboy, but Audrina Patridge has been quick to point out that actually the naked photos weren't meant for anything as respectable as Playboy. E! Online reports:
"I took these photos years ago when I was just out of high school and beginning to model," the now 22-year-old Patridge said in a statement. "I was young and very trusting of others and I didn't know to protect myself. It is a lesson learned, for myself, and hopefully for the young girls who look up to me."
How very foolish of Audrina Patridge to pose for these naked pictures in the first place. Not only is it a sad indictment of the modern-day need for approval and recognition that sees so may young girls debase themselves for a fleeting moment of fame, but these naked Audrina Patridge photos have probably naused up her reality TV show dreams as well.
There's no way that MTV will be able to keep Audrina Patridge as a part of The Hills now that everyone has seen naked pictures of her. MTV has a responsibility as a moral guardian to maintain its high code of conduct, and letting a one-time naked model stay on the network is just unacceptable.
Now, if Audrina Patridge had wanked off a bloke on a video on the internet, MTV would welcome her with open arms. The silly girl should have had a bit more foresight.
Read more:
The Hills' Audrina Not Playboy-Bound – E! Online
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