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We Will Pay Good Money For Demi Lovato Sex Tape Which Doesn’t Exist

Demi Lovato is something of a troubled star. For a kick-off, she’s religious. Secondly, she went out with one of the Jonas Brothers. It is little wonder that she ended up getting treatment for ‘emotional and physical issues’. A god-fearing woman who dry-humped with one of the most boring humans ever to walk the Earth. [...]

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Demi Lovato Might Have Punched A Dancer, Which Is Hilarious

by Stuart Heritage

Look, you don’t mess with Demi Lovato. You just don’t. In fact, you don’t mess with any tweeny Disney stars. Vanessa Hudgens? No. Miley Cyrus? No, her face has seen things, you can tell. The Jonas Brothers? No, not unless you want to have your arse kicked by the full force of their furious three-way [...]

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Joe Jonas Splits With Another Girl He Wasn’t Shagging

by Stuart Heritage

Remember the Jonas Brothers? Of course you do. Giant eyebrows. No sex before marriage. Possible lack of sex organs.

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Justin Bieber v The Jonas Brothers: Pre-Pubescent Punch-Up At Dawn

by Matthew Laidlow

When The Jonas Brothers first appeared onto the scene, our heart literally did three backwards somersaults and beat so fast we thought it might explode. Keeping solid food down was also a challenge; anything that came in just flew back out of various holes. They didn’t make us just ZOMG or ZOMGZOMG, the crafty blighters [...]

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The Rubbishest Jonas Brother Gets Married

by Stuart Heritage

There are three types of Jonas Brother fan – those who like Joe because he’s sexy, those who like Nick because he’s cute.

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Sorry Everyone On Earth, The Jonas Brothers Aren’t Splitting Up

by Stuart Heritage

Sorry. You were probably having quite a good day, weren’t you? And now we’ve come along and trampled all over it.

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Teen Choice Awards Won By… Oh, You Can Probably Guess

by Stuart Heritage

Without irony or hyperbole, the Teen Choice Awards sounds like the worst place on the face of the planet.

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Hollywood Records; THE Premier Label For Unashamed Whores

by hecklerspray staff

Hollywood Records is a label imprint for the Walt Disney Company. Therefore they have a truly horrible roster of ’stars’ like Hayden Panettiere and Vanessa Hudgens. Although I will pretty much listen to any tween piece of crap, some of this stuff is truly bone-chilling. The label pretty much makes its money solely on the [...]

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