When The Jonas Brothers first appeared onto the scene, our heart literally did three backwards somersaults and beat so fast we thought it might explode.
Keeping solid food down was also a challenge; anything that came in just flew back out of various holes. They didn't make us just ZOMG or ZOMGZOMG, the crafty blighters gave a full whack of ZOMGZOMGZOMG heaven every time we saw their cutey pie faces.
But it seems that our ZOMG meter has now been lowered to the bog-standard rating of ‘OMG’ for The Jonas Brothers. As we all know, pesky midget twerp Justin Bieber has entered the frame and made an entire new generation of teenage girls moist for the first time. Capitalising on the opportunity to mock the people he's overtaking, Bieber has thrown the first insult. Or he asked his mum to pass it over to The Jonas Brothers. It's a few more years until they?ll be able to stay up past 8pm and watch explicit material such as Little Mo in EastEnders.
In a normal situation when two people are arguing, we can sometimes see the point of one person and defend the other. Sometimes, however, it's different. Allow us to introduce Justin Bieber and The Jonas Brothers.
Because all the individuals concerned are still at that curious stage, then we have to sadly let you down about the comment Justin Bieber uttered. He isn't insulting The Jonas Brothers because they couldn't handle tabs of LSD. Neither is he mocking one of the brothers for confusing a ropey-looking Romanian transsexual for a groupie. Cue the drum roll, as we can reveal that Justin Bieber called the The Jonas Brothers:
?Corny.?
Finished weeping into your coffee cup? After we gently slapped ourselves to get over the shock and numb the pain, we had to see what Bieber had against our favourite cheesy rock stars. Digging through the quotes that the monster Justin Bieber uttered, it seems that he has a problem with Mickey Mouse and Disney. As we all know, Bieber independently wrote all of his songs, independently toured to promote himself and self-financed his own initial EPs.
The Jonas Brothers however? Well, it seems that they sucked on the money cock that is Walt Disney and allowed him to spunk his cash into the band, propelling them into stardom through his financial backing and thus making a mockery of all the hard work that Justin Bieber put into his career. Expanding further on the situation, he said:
?I like hop-hop a lot. I’m really glad they’ve taken a liking to me. Having Ludacris and Lil Wayne give me shout me out, you know – it’s cool. I think it’s because I didn’t go through the Disney route. I didn’t go corny, but, like, at the same time I’ve been cool and collected.?
Justin Bieber has taken the first swipe at his rivals. We would have said ‘stab at his rivals’ but because he's only 11 or 12, he has to be under parental supervision before he can be given a bread knife. Come on Jonas Brothers, what will you do to respond to this diss? Think of your street cred!
Perhaps they can use the power off their purity rings to unite and do a super awesome mega peace song to heal the bond that has now been penetrated between them.
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JustinBieberFan says
Okay I love Justin Bieber and the Jonas Brothers but I think it was wrong for Bieber to mock the Jonas Brothers. They are just as good but come in three brothers instead of a solo singer. But I do agree about the Disney for the most part: it seems that Disney can really give their entertainers a good start but most successful careers today aren’t created entirely by Disney (exception: Miley Cyrus). You could argue that stars like Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears got their career from Disney Originals but their real careers started once they left Disney.
mareeuh says
Bieber hush mashup bb <3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g769GARe3sk
halo says
I have never listened to Justin Bieber or the J Bros.
But if it is true, that Bieber wrote and self financed his EP’s, he deserves a hell of a lot of credit. Obviously the kids got talent.
I doubt the J Bros can say that, I thought they were a wholly owned subsidiary of Disney…
Kelsey says
I agree that a lot of people start out their careers with the help of Disney, but the Jonas Brothers DID NOT. They started out because Nick was solo before and then they found that Joe and Kevin were just as good, so they made a band. Then they auditioned for Disney and got accepted. Disney just allowed them to be actors but as far as music goes, they did that themselves.
Kelsey says
And you, person who wrote the artice:
the Jonas Brothers write EVERY SINGLE ONE of their songs individually, along with the videos and always have and will. Soooo you really need to stop dissing on them they are WAYY more successfull than Justin Bieber and even were at the same point he’s at in their career. They might still be with Disney, but all the people that are on Disney are AWESOME!!!
JoBrosFanForever says
The Jonas Brothers are way more talented than Justin Bieber. He sings like a girl, and, honestly, he’s ugly and looks like one too. His songs have meaningless lyrics. The Jonas write all the lyrics of their songs and THEIR lyrics are great. Now think about the Disney issue: do you like Selena Gomez? Demi Lovato? They are GREAT. They are from Disney. Miley Cyrus? Talented… From Disney also. Now, let’s think about the old times, Britney? Cristina Aguilera? Where did they come from? DISNEY. And some people say Justin Bieber replaces the Jonas… Well whoever thinks that is wrong. The Jonas are huge and have millions of fans. Bye. By the way I don’t hate Justin, but I don’t like him either.
nickjluva7 says
I agree that because you have never heard and that you don’t know much about either one would give you that idea. Justin Bieber does deserve credit, but the Jonas Brothers do to. They write every single one of therE. SONGS. They started out just like bieber, normal kids wanting to live the dream. It was there hard work and talent that put them where they are today…not disney. Im not mad at you or offending you, I just want you to know that the jobros deserve credit.
nickjluva7 says
I agree with you totally. People who don’t have ac clue what they are talking about bother me so much. I don’t like Justin Bieber, but I respect him for working hard and stuff. I have read a lot of stuff about him about how he started out. But it drives me CRAZY when people say that the Jonas Brothers are only where they are because of Disney. wrong. people need to be more like you and me and look at both sides of the issue.
JonasBrothersNOTBieber says
Well… I’ve always liked the Jonas Brothers and to be honest they are kind of better than Bieber . why? Well as someone said before they write their own songs !
And their songs actually come from experiences from the heart
Not just stuff like “Baby, Baby Baby Ohh…” Not hating on him or anything but
COME ON !! Doesn’t get boring after a while ?
Please If you ever were a Jonas Brothers Fan Don’t bail on them By choosing Bieber over them .
Bieber doesn’t even write his own songs ,Right?
I’m not telling anybody who do like Nor who not to like.
I’m jussaying !!!
Oh and BTW JB stands for JONAS BROTHERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK?! GOT IT?! GOOOD!