It doesn’t matter if you’re a vaguely famous human, you’re still a human. That means you’re still prone to being an unreasonable, ratty, snarky prick. Take troubled Disney star (we’re legally obliged to say that every time we mention her name) Demi Lovato for example. She’s been acting like a tool after being dumped by a Jonas Brother.
She sent a bitchy email, probably flooding her keyboard with mascara filled fluid, to her ex-Joe Jonas’ current beau Ashley Greene.
Apparently, Lovato was so pissed-off by the Clone-ass Brother’s decision to date Ashley Greene and… well… his decision to flaunt her and rub Lovato’s nose in it like forcing a puppy’s face in its own excrement when it makes a mess of the new rug, that she fired off what has been described as “a very nasty e-mail” to Greene.
Allegedly, Lovato was thunderously angry for…
“stealing her boyfriend and parading him around with him on tour.”
If you recall (which you won’t. That’s why we’re here. We remember all this crap to regurgitate it back to you as context for pointless drivelling stories like this), Jonas invited Greene along on the Camp Rock 2 tour, which Lovato was also performing on. Lovato then mysteriously jacked the tour in and went mental.
So this is a tale of a mad girl sniping at a happy couple? Not quite. See, Greene decided to poke glass in the open sores by responding in kind.
It is reported that an email was sent to Lovato of Greene and The Jonas Brother together looking really happy and junk. If she was really nasty, she would have been cradling a Jonas ballbag while holding a crudely made sign saying “Remember these? They’re mine now – you insane witch!”
Instead, it is more likely that the email said “LEAVE US ALONE!”
Of course, at the start of this month, Lovato entered a rehab facility for “emotional and physical issues,” after allegedly getting into a physical altercation with someone called Alex “Shorty” Welch. He’s a backup dancer on the Camp Rock tour.
Ladies and gents! We might just have a new mentalist to fill the boots on Lindsay Lohan, should she decide to clean her act up. Sounds like Lovato is a real-deal nutjob, unlike Taylor Momsen who is merely playing at it while parading her brattishness around (or, as they’re known normally, ‘tits’).
Come on Demi! We want more nutso action from you! Kill someone! Take drugs! Saw a leg off! Our helplessly pointless and empty lives are depending on you!
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anonymous says
umm, Alex Welch is a female.
@Toff Gimp Boy says
Sounds like you want to cup a jonas ball bag you mug………..you know sweet fuck all about demi only gosip, gosip for adults, na…adults dont gosip kids do, gets ya in trouble when your abit older know what i mean…. and take that ball outa your mouth you creampie we like our witches a bit nutty, wana kill someone do it yourself, wana line come rand and bring your saw…………..
Random says
Your a prick. Demi is the most amazing girl ever, your just jealous.
You will never be as famous or as talented as her, deal with it. K bye fuck off.
marlana says
You are stupid.
marlana says
I mean the person who put the thing up about ashley and demi. Just leave the girl alone.she is human and humans have feelings and no one knows the whole damn story so to the one who posted the blog just back off.
marlana says
I agree !!!!!
Aleiah dilalo says
hmm, i always thought joe was above hurting demi. supposed there not bfs anymore then?????
lol, hands up if you remember the this is me and gotta find you memorys ;)
sorry demi iguess joes moved on
best of luck asheley, you seem like a good person
Aleiah xxxxxx
Ashley says
You people are sick! You are attacking a teenage girl when your probably so 40 year old man! Demi lovato entering a rehab facility isn’t funny! You are cruel and you feed off of other peoples pain! This is whats wrong with tabloids now a days, all you care about is getting juicy stuff not even caring about the people you hurt along the way!
nadz says
Oh i tell you what we want we want you guys to shut up
the thing is that is DEMI LOVATO is being framed as a culprit even though she has done the thing that a normal human ll do in the kind of situation DEMI is in right now
as we know DEMI was friends with alex welch before that incident so in that the whole punching the back dancer thing comes to an end
and DEMI punched alex surely for any purpose so lets not discuss that
and email thing come on what would you do to your ex if she or he dumps you???
And how would you feel if she or he is parading with his new partner???
DEMI is not the one to be compared with lindsay
she is totally normal
megan says
Alex Welsh the back up dancer is a girl not a boy. Don’t write an article when you can’t get simple facts right
taylor says
Demi has major issues and has acted like a bitch here. If it were miley cyrus everyone would be saying shit about her. Demi fans need to face it, she is a nasty coke head.
catherine says
my question is…………. if the e-mails were between ashley and demi…………… how did this leak out….. and how did we know what was said…
lets minus demi…………… she is in a treatment centre so she did not leak this out
ashley…………………..and we have a winner.
someone is out to ruin this girl, first the drug video….which was not demi…confirmed.
sex tape……………… big lie………………. confirmed
now the mail……wow….
demi will get more money when she is out……people want her side of the story and ashley and jonas group (minus nick) better hide.
ShaeA says
I think Demi was just upset about the whole situation. Come on, she’s human too! And what’s the big deal about Demi going to rehab? She’s not on drugs or anything, she just needs some time out-there is no way she’ll be the next Lindsay Lohan. The author of this article is stupid and heartless.
mims says
seriously get a life…half what ur saying is rumour and here say. you actually came off as desperate won’t even give the satisfaction of saying your even close to being known as a “tabloid reporter” cause you’re not. btw, alex is a girl. get it right next time, or don’t either way you look stupid @:)
Alex says
Sorry, but even if you don’t like Demi Lovato, this is just plain mean. Didn’t your parents ever tell you if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all? Take note of that.