Demi Lovato may well be a young, tender and impressionable woman, but we can all take great joy in her having personal issues because she worked for Disney and it is completely fine to mock anyone who came through its ranks.
Why? Don’t ask us. We didn’t make the rules. Like Blue Peter presenters, if they’re to be roundly hooted at when they balls-up in life.
And so, Lovato’s anguish of what she described as a “nervous breakdown” may well be upsetting normally, the fact that she’s Mickey Mouse’s spawn makes the whole thing rather hilarious! SHE WANTED TO DIE! HAHAHA! WHAT A HOOT!
Even more amusing is that Lovato’s parents were so concerned about their starlet daughter’s well-being, that they needed to stage an intervention!
IMAGINE! HAHAHA! HOW FALL DOWN FUNNY!
The young star was treated in rehab for ’emotional and physical issues’ in November after she promptly went about attacking one of her dancers while on tour with The Jonas Brothers. The only thing we see wrong there is that she didn’t attack The Jonas Brothers.
Either way, this PANT WETTING breakdown was coupled with a OOH STOP IT MY SIDES ARE HURTING FROM LAUGHING eating disorder, leaving Lovato with the most uproarious, mirth inducing battle with her self image, ever!
WAIT! WHAT’S THIS? WE CAN BARELY CONTAIN OUR GUFFAWS! She’s apparently been self-harming as well!
Lovato says:
“I basically had a nervous breakdown.”
“I was really bad off. My parents and my manager pulled me aside and said, “You need to get some help.” It was an intervention. I wanted freedom from the inner demons. I wanted to start my life over.”
HAHAHA! HOW BRILLIANTLY FUNNY!
And now, in a move that will see us referring to her as a mewing, self-worthing tit, she’s teamed up with some people to help young women to tackle self-esteem issues, fronting the ‘Love is Louder Than The Pressure to Be Perfect’ campaign.
YEAH! WHATEVER! DO A SUICIDE BID OR SOMETHING!
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dave says
Hmmm…nervous breakdown….thats Hollywood for I couldn’t handle the drugs!! And the ‘inner demons’?? Yeah right….bitch doesn’t know what hard times is.
Rachel says
carol says
Whoever wrote tjis is f’in sick!!!! Real funny making fun of a young girl who is seriously working out her issues. She is more adult that the jackass that wrote this.
This is a seroius issue today – bulling & we are seeing more and more young people commiting suicide over it. So stop your laughing you fool & grow up.
I admire Demi for her brave spirit and for admitting she had a problem and working to get her life back in order – now that is what I call “winning”!