Here at hecklerspray, if there's one thing we hate more than people, it's teenagers. Horrible, obnoxious little peach fuzz adolescents who stomp around being all arrogant, irritating and smelling of Lynx Africa.
Strangely though, Lord Sugar doesn't feel the same. In fact, he seems to love teenagers so much that he's invited a bunch of them up to London to play dress-up and have a crack at being Real Adults.
Children, like Whitney Houston said, are the future. Lord Sugar agrees. What he clearly hasn't realised is that if the future is going to be run by a bunch of hormonal twerps who would rather spend their precious youth wearing suits than drinking until they vomit in a hedge, then we're all doomed.