We?d like to say that seeing another group of self obsessed diehard Conservatives hog our TV?s for the next twelve weeks will be torture. We?d also like to say that seeing them get into every possible problem when dealing with sausage rolls/balloons/bread (delete as appropriate) won't make our funny bones tingle with what we can only presume osteoporosis feels like.
We?d also like to say that seeing the man who resembles a distended scrotum playing God with people?s lives isn't a thrilling act of voyeurism.
But we can't. From start to end The Apprentice is a fantastic hour of TV that, if nothing else, reminds people from the North that people who want to better themselves by fannying around with Profit and Loss sheets and ?marketing? will ultimately get slapped down by a man who's hair could grease enough frying pans to make a million bacon sandwiches. And make him into the modern day equivalent of Jesus and his Amazing Fish Trick.