Last night saw the continued returned of the Apprentice. That’s right, it was on again. A day after it started. With another episode. Apparently the viewing public could not be expected to wait an entire week to see if the weekly bullshit quota could be fulfilled without the one-man wankfest that was Edward, so we were treated to the second show in as many nights.
Could it possibly be the same without the shortest and youngest contestant? Of course it could – there?re still 15 other hopefuls, and last night they made funny noises in the name of technology.
Lord Sugar, it seems, has decided to demonstrate that he's ?where it's at? by making the contestants design, launch and market their very own apps. Within two days. They can create literally anything they want, so long as it's downloadable. And for some reason, both teams go for soundboards. Presumably because this provides the quickest and easiest route to looking spectacularly stupid, and is of no real use to anyone.