?Everything I touch turns to sold? Stuart ‘The Brand’ Baggs has been a rich source of televisual gold while he’s been on The Apprentice. It is obvious he should have been given the boot ages ago, but the producers clearly know when they’re onto a good thing. Anyone who can say ?Excuse me Sir, you look like a sausage connoisseur” with a straight face needs to be on our screens.
His finest moment came when he said ?I'm not a one-trick pony, I'm not a 10-trick pony, I'm a whole field of ponies ? and they're literally all running towards this job.? And we’re celebrating that with a fine, fine t-shirt. Baggs will be on our screens tonight and may well get the chop. Don’t let his memory die.