Look. LOOK AT THE STARS! They’re all twinkly and that. THEY KNOW THINGS ABOUT YOU!!!
Yes they do. And they tell us things in our brains which we write down and tell you.
Just as well, as we know nothing except that Jack Daniels and coke turns you into a brilliant dancer and that ?you’re all going to have a hideous week with no-one to blame but yourselves. Okay? Good. Now let’s see what your horoscopes say.