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Kimberley Walsh Misplaces Cheryl Cole In America

by Michael Park

Worrying reports are flooding into the bedsit that Girls Aloud and (apparently) solo star Kimberley Walsh has managed to misplace long-time friend and band-mate Cheryl Cole while on holiday in America. News in recent weeks has suggested that Cheryl is trying to get her PR disaster of a career back on track but this latest [...]

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Soulja Boy Does Plausible Racist, Homophobic Slur And Blames It On Hackers

by Mof Gimmers

Do this for us. Firstly, plug up your ears with cotton wool. Okay? Done that? Now, rest a snooker ball under your tongue. Got that? Now, sing “yeeeah, got my swag on” while running down a flight of stairs. Congratulations! You sound exactly like Soulja Boy, the kid who found fame with his voice despite [...]

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Ja Rule Lives Up To Rap Stereotype By Getting Imprisoned On Gun Charges

by Mof Gimmers

Remember Ja Rule? He was really popular for about 10 minutes a few years ago. His rapping style is astonishing too. The sound is somewhere between talking to a man in a headlock, a deaf cow and the sound of gravel being thrown at a double bass. Unless you’re the kind of person who lusts [...]

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Apparently, We’re All Being Racist When We Gloat At Schwarzenegger’s Affair

by Mof Gimmers

Isn’t it funny that actors get so uppity when they’re caught with their pants down? They usually howl that mistresses are telling stories for little more than financial gain. Ironic given that is exactly what actors do for a living. As such, we shouldn’t be surprised when it transpires they’ve been hoodwinking us with a [...]

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Paris Hilton Is The World’s Thinnest Racist According To Somebody Or Other

by Mof Gimmers

Paris Hilton doesn’t really have any noticeable talent but, like the best punks, she’s a very enthusiastic amateur in everything she does. People chuck opportunities her way and, like anyone, she’s says “sure, why not?” She’s constantly indulging in the celebrity equivalent of overtime.  Some of you expect her to say “Um, no thanks… who [...]

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John Galliano Hates Jews Apparently

by Mof Gimmers

Funny little moustache? Wears strange trousers? Really doesn’t like Jews? No silly! It’s not Hitler! Allegedly, it’s John Galliano! That means you’re a Nazi sympathiser if you like his clothes! Or something! Hurray for that, eh? Galliano, who looks like a horrific hybrid of a cat, Goldilocks, a French revolutionary and a simpleton, has reportedly [...]

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Halle Berry’s Ex, Gabriel Aubrey, Seems To Be A Jealous Little Chump

by Mof Gimmers

So, Halle Berry has been accused by some of being a dirty racist for believing in the ‘one drop theory’, while her ex, Gabriel Aubrey has also been accused of being a racist because he wants everyone to say his daughter is white. Personally, we don’t care what colour it is. We just want it [...]

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Kim Kardashian Unhappy To Get Caught Up In Halle Berry Custody Case While Ex Allegedly Insists That Not White Baby Is White

by Mof Gimmers

Halle Berry’s custody case is one of the most boring stories to hit the headlines, ever. Much like her career actually. And so, to liven the whole thing up, Kim Kardashian’s name is being thrown around for absolutely no reason at all. That’s how low this story has sunk. With accusations of racisms blowing around [...]

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Halle Berry’s Ex, Gabriel Aubry, Is Being Accused Of Being A Massive Racist

by Mof Gimmers

Yesterday, we talked about what a gigantic spoilsport Halle Berry is. She selfishly decided to act like an adult and not air her filthy linen in public, leaving us to guess why she was worried about the safety of her daughter when with her ex-bloke, Gabriel Aubry. Well, no thanks to Halle, but rather, a [...]

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‘Slant-Eyed’ Miley Cyrus Angers Millions Everywhere

by Shawn Lindseth

If what we’ve heard is correct, then Miley Cyrus is a horrible racist who hates the Japanese, loathes the Chinese, and has built hundreds of Eskimo concentration camps out of things like murky sea-ice and decomposing whale bones.

We wouldn’t convey information like that without concrete evidence to back it up – we just wouldn’t! That’s why we need to tell you Miley definitely hates the entire Asian race because she recently allowed her picture to be taken while her pasty white fingers pulled her eyes back at a very tight angle.

Adolf started similarly, but with a more Jewish flare.

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