Paris Hilton doesn’t really have any noticeable talent but, like the best punks, she’s a very enthusiastic amateur in everything she does. People chuck opportunities her way and, like anyone, she’s says “sure, why not?”
She’s constantly indulging in the celebrity equivalent of overtime.? Some of you expect her to say “Um, no thanks… who ever fancied having a stab at pop stardom?” Dithering quarterwits.
And so, she’s tried acting, singing, failing to recognise the difference between gum and wraps of cocaine… she’s tried her hand at presenting, writing, fashion designing, claiming innocence over a probably intentional leak of a sex tape and, now, the latest string to her bow is racism. Or so someone claims who isn’t us, just in case a bunch of lawyers are looking on.
Of course, it goes without saying that the thing Hilton is most famous for is being a bit thick. At one point in our weary species life cycle, she was near omnipotent, appearing on absolutely every single magazine, newspaper and TV show for 2 years straight.
Then she got usurped by younger, hungrier starlets like Kim Kardashian who is notable for having even less discernible talent that Paris Hilton. Amazing really.
Since the celebutante met her new beau, she’s fallen off the radar and seemingly settled down to a life of not doing stupid things for our braying entertainment.
However!
Sadly for Paris, someone has written a book and on those pages, which we presume some lackey read out to the heiress while she fanned herself with swan wings, it is claimed that she’s a dirty racist.
These accusations have been made by showbiz author Neil Strauss who said that Paris had been kissing an unnamed actor. Apparently, she must have been doing this in the dark because, when the lights popped on, she was horrified to discover the chap’s skin colour.
Strauss claims that the next evening, at some hideous soiree, Paris pointed this actor out and said
“I can't stand black guys. I would never touch one. It's gross.”
Ruh-oh Shaggy!
A spokesman was quick out of the traps and yelled:
“These allegations are absolutely untrue and ridiculous.
“We have sent these claims to Miss Hilton?s lawyers to respond further. It's another example of someone making false claims for financial gain.”
Nice to see casual racism making a comeback isn’t it? It’s usually the Jewish jibes that make the headlines, but with Mel Gibson heard dropping the N Bomb in Those Tapes and this latest slight on Paris Hilton’s otherwise unblemished character (ha!), it seems there’s a ’70s revival afoot.
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