Do this for us. Firstly, plug up your ears with cotton wool. Okay? Done that? Now, rest a snooker ball under your tongue. Got that? Now, sing “yeeeah, got my swag on” while running down a flight of stairs.
Congratulations! You sound exactly like Soulja Boy, the kid who found fame with his voice despite sounding like someone was pulling teeth from a lively bovine.
In fairness, you don’t sound exactly like Soulja Boy because you aren’t shooting your mouth off at everyone, especially some rather fruity racial and homophobic slurs, which appeared on his Facebook page over the weekend.
It appeared that Soulja had gotten tired of people ‘hating on him’ (a strange concept. ‘Hating’ is surely done ‘at’ you, rather than ‘on’, right?) and flipped his lid.
Comments on the rapper’s Facebook page included:
“IM TIRED OF WHITE PEOPLE DOING US LIKE THIS MAN!! THEY TREAT US SO WRONG!! FUCK THEM.”
As well as the delightful
“I’m gonna keep talking shit to these white faggots until they unlike my page. fucking weirdo stalkers!”
Now, those are tough and plausible words from a scamp that has previously told Ice-T to ‘eat a dick’, as well as calmly stating to Bow Wow that he was about to ‘SHITTTT ON THIS NIGGA!! LOL!!!!!’ as well as getting caught on video with a load of toot on a table.
However, he’s not a nasty person. Oh no. How could he be?
And in a statement, he’s now saying, with spelling that belies his previous talents:
“I wanted to clear the air and let everyone know that my Facebook got hacked.”
Aaaah! It was pesky hackers!
“I had administrators on my account that no longer work with me. The hackers used these old accounts to post hateful messages. This was not done by me or anyone on my team and I’m upset that I am being labeled as a racist and homophobic person.”
Nice that, while growing as a person, he’s also learned how to use capital letters and punctuation properly (which is more than you can say about us).
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mark says
Oh thank God, I was the beginning to think I was the only one who shuddered every time they heard the phrase “hater on”