Remember Ja Rule? He was really popular for about 10 minutes a few years ago. His rapping style is astonishing too. The sound is somewhere between talking to a man in a headlock, a deaf cow and the sound of gravel being thrown at a double bass.
Unless you’re the kind of person who lusts after someone based solely on wealth and their propensity to go to the gym, you wouldn’t want him whispering sweet nothings in your ear. It would be like being wooed by a shed.
And what with Ja Rule being a rapper, that means he must live up to certain stereotypes. This mainly means that he has to display his wealth in the crassest way possible, enjoy the odd exotic cigarette and of course, shoot as many guns as humanly possible. Of course, it is the latter that has landed him in prison where he can meet some real criminals.
That’s right! This is yet another story perpetuated by The White Press about a rapper getting sent to prison on gun-charges, wilfully ignoring the literally thousands of rappers who have never once been in trouble with the law over firearms.
We’re so obviously racist.
Ja Rule (real name James Rule) pleaded guilty in December after being charged with attempted criminal weapon possession, which all stemmed from an incident way back in 2007 when the police pulled the rapper over as he was leaving a gig in his luxury sports car and found a loaded semi-automatic 40-calibre pistol in the back seat.
The rule is that, if you’re black and American, don’t expect the police to leave you alone, ever, if you’re wealthy. They’ll think you’re a drug dealer. That’s because the world’s police are as bigoted as hecklerspray when it comes to successful black people.
Sadly for Ja Rule, he’s getting sent to prison for a super lame reason too. Basically, he’s getting the book thrown at him on a technicality. He hasn’t shot anyone. He hasn’t pistol-whipped a rival. Nope. He simply didn’t have the correct paperwork for his gun and and New York law prohibits people from having firearms outside their homes or workplaces.
That’s not all though kids. Ja Rule could also get stung on tax dodging. He’s failed to pay up on more than $3 million in income, according to reports.
And to think, there’s a bunch of people who still can’t quite remember what it was Ja Rule performed. Watch this video and go ‘Ooooh! Yeah! I kinda liked that tune!‘
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alicia says
his real name is Jeff Atkins actually. Who is James Rule? lol