Isn’t it funny that actors get so uppity when they’re caught with their pants down? They usually howl that mistresses are telling stories for little more than financial gain. Ironic given that is exactly what actors do for a living. As such, we shouldn’t be surprised when it transpires they’ve been hoodwinking us with a lie.
Of course, this is all revolving around Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wandering member. Make your own Sperminator jokes.
However, because we’re all cooing and hooting at this sorry tale, apparently it makes us all rather racist. Is it because we constantly mention Arnie’s funny talking voice? Nope. It’s because we’re only interested in the story because he had sex with a Hispanic woman.
That’s right folks! You thought you were interested in all this because Arnold had managed to keep a love-child secret for well over a decade, humiliating his wife and making even more of a mockery of his political career as Governor of California. You thought you were showing such interest because he really couldn’t stand the thought of wearing a condom while ravaging his maid.
You’re wrong. Says who?
Says Mildred “Patty” Baena’s 27-year-old daughter, Jackie Rozo, that’s who. And no, before you ask, Arnie isn’t her father. Well, not that we know of yet.
She reckons that Arnie and Patty’s relationship is:
“just a big thing because she’s Hispanic, and he’s a celebrity.”
Really? Have you been sniffing aerosols Jackie? Don’t you understand that this would be an equally big noise if the woman in question was caucasian?
Although, in fairness, the fact that Baena is Hispanic does make for an amusing take on the Arnold catchphrase of “Hasta la vista, baby.” If you didn’t know, that means ‘See you later, baby’, which he truly did… and how!
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Bobby says
Don’t hold back on the truth. He had sex with a FAT Hispanic woman.
raymond says
yes he had sex with a spic wench. when she consented to sex with the spermanator she knew full well if maria found this out a divorse could occur and after maria treated he as family. what an asshole!
Jenna says
So impeaching a president over his perjury about an affair with a white girl doesn’t count for anything?
K says
Never really thought of her as Hispanic. Just really ugly and despicable (much like the Flabbinator himself)
Brian S. says
I don’t think the scandal is b/c the lover was Hispanic. The scandal is b/c she was the fkn maid who had been working for them for many years, AND they boned each other on the same bed Arnold shared with his wife, Maria, AND she continued to work for them even after the affair and birth of their child.
Who gives a F***K if she’s a Latina?
That anorexic little dweeb JUSTINA BIEBER only dates Latin girls. First Jasmine Villegas and now Selena Gomez. He even has a song titled ‘LATIN GIRL’.
CHRIS EVANS aka Capt. America is known for loving the Hispanic girls and it’s rumored he and Jessica Alba had a fling way back when they filmed the first Fantastic Four. He’s even been spotted out on dates with bootylicious hiphop model VIDA GUERRA.
When I was in high school the Hispanic/Latin girls were in high demand b/c all the dfifferent races of guys wanted to be with them – White, Latino, Black, Asian, Middle Eastern, etc. They appeal to the masses. So I don’t see how it’s a big deal.