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Kim Kardashian Unhappy To Get Caught Up In Halle Berry Custody Case While Ex Allegedly Insists That Not White Baby Is White

by Mof Gimmers

Halle Berry’s custody case is one of the most boring stories to hit the headlines, ever. Much like her career actually. And so, to liven the whole thing up, Kim Kardashian’s name is being thrown around for absolutely no reason at all. That’s how low this story has sunk. With accusations of racisms blowing around [...]

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Halle Berry’s Ex, Gabriel Aubry, Is Being Accused Of Being A Massive Racist

by Mof Gimmers

Yesterday, we talked about what a gigantic spoilsport Halle Berry is. She selfishly decided to act like an adult and not air her filthy linen in public, leaving us to guess why she was worried about the safety of her daughter when with her ex-bloke, Gabriel Aubry. Well, no thanks to Halle, but rather, a [...]

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‘Slant-Eyed’ Miley Cyrus Angers Millions Everywhere

by Shawn Lindseth

If what we’ve heard is correct, then Miley Cyrus is a horrible racist who hates the Japanese, loathes the Chinese, and has built hundreds of Eskimo concentration camps out of things like murky sea-ice and decomposing whale bones.

We wouldn’t convey information like that without concrete evidence to back it up – we just wouldn’t! That’s why we need to tell you Miley definitely hates the entire Asian race because she recently allowed her picture to be taken while her pasty white fingers pulled her eyes back at a very tight angle.

Adolf started similarly, but with a more Jewish flare.

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WEBTHUMP! Wednesday 21 January 2009

by Stuart Heritage

9 – Eight racist words you apparently use every day, you RACIST – Cracked

8 – Lily Allen in a silly hat – Popsugar

7 – Do you want to know who the top 25 American Idol contestants are? YES YOU DO – BuddyTV

6 – Want to make a notepad out of recycled receipts? Really? OK! – Instructables

5 – Human rights for robots? Holy cack – Wired

4 – My, Wesley Snipes DOES look jolly – Best Week Ever

3 – Grand Theft Auto: Tokyo? Really? No, not really. Arses – Techradar

2 – And now, the annual list of worst Oscar winners – Houstonpress

1 – Superuseless Superpowers: one of our new favourite blogs – Superuseless

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Jade Goody Set To Annoy The Entire Indian Nation, Again

by Matthew Laidlow

Jade Goody – a creation of Lord God when he was either experimenting too much, or was drunk. Really, that is the only conclusion we can draw when trying to analyse and work out this woman. Previously confined to one of London’s many gutter suburbs, her shrieking ways were projected to a far greater audience [...]

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Don Imus Says Don’t Worry, It Was Only Sarcastic Racism

by Stuart Heritage

Don Imus knows what it’s like to lose your job because you’re an unstoppably racist dimwit – it hasn’t stopped him being one, but at least he knows what it’s like.

Wait, did we say ‘unstoppably racist dimwit’? We meant ‘rapier-like skewerer of societal prejudices’. You see, Don Imus is in trouble again, this time for apparently alluding to the fact that an American footballer committed lots of crimes because he’s black. But Don Imus says that’s not the case.

Don Imus has come forward to point out that actually he was making a sarcastic point about how suspicious policemen are of black people. He was on their side all along! So which is it – is Don Imus a racist or a sarcastic campaigner for social justice? It’s too hard to decide – can’t we go with ‘tedious Worzel-faced old gasbag’ and be done with it?

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Don Imus Back Being Racially Dubious Again Like Old Times

by Stuart Heritage

Don Imus is famous for two things – having a face that looks like a nightmarish scarecrow made from dried salted beef, and racism.

It wasn’t so long ago that Don Imus was hauled from his long-running radio show in shame because he decided to tell his entire audience that a particular black female basketball team were a bunch of ‘nappy-headed hos’. Although it cost him his job, this incident enlightened Don Imus to the plight of people of colour, and he vowed never to be racist again.

Unless you define ‘racist’ as ‘appearing to imply that black people are inherently criminal’, that is, in which case Don Imus might have just dropped himself in the crapper again. Will Don Imus lose yet another radio show? It doesn’t matter, because so long as birds are still eating seeds from farmers’ fields, Don Imus will never be fully unemployed.

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Naomi Campbell Calls British Airways A Dreadful Bunch Of Racists

by Stuart Heritage

So you’ve just pleaded guilty to kicking and spitting at police officers on a plane because some of your luggage went missing – what do you do now?

Well, logic and common sense dictates that it might be wise to quietly accept your punishment while simultaneously attempting to stem the white hot temper that flares up like clockwork every few months and makes you look like a prize dicksplat in front of the entire world.

Or, if you’re Naomi Campbell, you find the nearest camera crew and start blathering on furiously about how you only got angry because someone on the plane called you a ‘golliwog supermodel’ even though you didn’t actually mention anything about that during the trial. Deep down, they’re both the same.

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Race War! Race War! Spike Lee Vs Clint Eastwood. It’s On!

by Paul Sorrenti

It all started when Spike Lee complained that there were no black soldiers in either of Clint Eastwood’s Oscar nominated war films; Flags of Our Fathers and Letters from Iwo Jima.

Spike was upset that the African American contingent didn’t seem to get any acknowledgement whatsoever from Clint, and he spoke up at the Cannes Film Festival in May.

Back then Spike said:

Clint Eastwood made two films about Iwo Jima that ran for more than four hours total, and there was not one Negro actor on the screen. If you reporters had any balls you’d ask him why. But I know it was pointed out to him and that he could have changed it. It’s not like he didn’t know…

To which Clint Eastwood replied:

A guy like that should shut his face.

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Brigitte Bardot Back Being A Mental Old Racist Again

by Stuart Heritage

Brigitte Bardot is living proof that not only do pretty girls eventually lose their looks, but they also go a bit batty and racist sometimes as well.

That’s because dear old Brigitte Bardot, the woman who entranced the world with her earthy sensuality all those years ago, has just been convicted for provoking discrimination and racial hatred for the fifth time in 11 years, after she published a letter claiming that Muslims are destroying France because they don’t kill sheep properly.

Brigitte Bardot, you’ll remember, was the star of the 1958 movie And God Created Women, a movie that’s soon to be re-released to DVD with the title And God Created One Specific Woman Although He Sort Of Regrets It Every Time She Opens Her Shrapnel-Filled Gob, The Witchy Old Nutter.

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