Funny little moustache? Wears strange trousers? Really doesn’t like Jews? No silly! It’s not Hitler! Allegedly, it’s John Galliano! That means you’re a Nazi sympathiser if you like his clothes! Or something! Hurray for that, eh?
Galliano, who looks like a horrific hybrid of a cat, Goldilocks, a French revolutionary and a simpleton, has reportedly had his balls hauled into custody for making anti-Semitic remarks to, presumably, a Jew.
There’s a video knocking around which shows Galliano having a massive hissy fit in some hideous sounding place called La Perle in Paris where everyone drinks tiny coffees and mutters about olives and handbags or something.