Halle Berry’s custody case is one of the most boring stories to hit the headlines, ever. Much like her career actually. And so, to liven the whole thing up, Kim Kardashian’s name is being thrown around for absolutely no reason at all.
That’s how low this story has sunk.
With accusations of racisms blowing around about Halle’s ex, Gabriel Aubrey, the whole sorry scenario has got people wringing their hands and worrying about the poor, poor child involved. Waa waa. Worse still is that this child is being thought of a completely forgettable by celebrity no-mark, Kardashian. Seriously.
Apparently, Halle Berry is very irritated by the notion that her ex, Aubry, might be dating Kardashian. It would seem that Kardashian is equally irritated by this notion.
Not that Halle Berry isn’t being anything other than mature and grown-up about the whole thing, especially when she’s ignoring Kardashian repeatedly at various Hollywood events. Berry, who may well be going nutso, doesn’t want Kardashian anywhere near her child, Nahla.
Alas, Kardashian wouldn’t know Halle’s child if someone stapled it to her forehead while shouting ‘THIS IS HALLE BERRY’S DAUGHTER, OKAY?’ at the celebutante.
A source said:
“Since Kim only saw the little girl once or twice… she wouldn’t even recognise Nahla if she saw her somewhere without either Gabriel or Halle with her.”
Get that Berry? Your daughter is immensely forgettable. A few parents could learn something from this when assuming the rest of the world gives even the vaguest of fucks about their future disappointment.
On top of all this, Kardashian is saying that she’s stepping out with some bloke called Kris Humphries, who must be thrilled at all this nonsense.
Sadly for Aubrey, he’s being made out to be some kind of racist monster.
Sources told TMZ:
“Whenever Gabriel would read a story about Nahla that referred to her as ‘Black,’ he would go off, insisting his baby was white. We’re told Gabriel would tell Halle and others they should demand a ‘retraction’ when such references were made regarding his daughter.”
If Aubrey was a massive racist, you have to wonder why he’d have a baby with Halle Berry (in fairness, she’s pretty white, but y’know, she’s totally black).
Anyway, we’re going to start wringing our hands and sing ‘Save The Children’ by Marvin Gaye so it looks like we give a shit.
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jay says
I am not a big Halle Berry fan but no hater either. She is a accomplish actress, what is Kim Kardashin done again? She just gravitates toward african american celebrity men then she gets dump by them. She needs to start dating a regular joe smuck . I do have a question why is this article so anti Halle? Why write this type of piece if you didn’t care enough to write it? Why bother? obviously the writer has no life, the sad thing we who read it wouldn’t get that 5 minutes back……….lol
jay says
couldn’t take the heat………..TRASH……now print that………LOL
Rin says
Halle Berry is the one BEING racist in the press. The whole Aubrey called Nahla WHITE is actually from Berry who says she believes the old ONE DROP, which means just because there is one parent wiht a drop then the child is BLACK not WHITE, because this theory was used during segregation, why would someone bring up and actually say they agree with something so archaic and not be racist? Black or not, beige really, Berry is the only one who has shown racist tendencies so far, maybe she should back away from the press cause if Aubrey has been doing all this he’s at least not making an a** of himself in the press because he’s washed up