So, Halle Berry has been accused by some of being a dirty racist for believing in the ‘one drop theory’, while her ex, Gabriel Aubrey has also been accused of being a racist because he wants everyone to say his daughter is white.
Personally, we don’t care what colour it is. We just want it to grow up into a nutter like Nicole Richie or Lindsay Lohan. Rich kids always end up jerks, right? Even the ones who make amazing pop records like ‘Whip My Hair’. Willow Smith – destined to be a dead-eyed narc fiend or cult leader.
Anyway, we’re talking about Halle Berry. Apparently, her and Aubrey (who sounds like a ’30s country singer) are still at loggerheads, acting like children (possibly vaguely racist children if you believe they’re that sort of thing) and… well… this is just about the most interesting thing Berry has ever done. Ever.
This slow-burning, almost eye-crusting squabble continues to plod along like filling forms out in triplicate. It’s like watching the biopic of a human resources department.
And you expect us to make jokes!
Anyway, Halle Berry’s baby pappy went all stupid according to reports, leaving Halle no choice but to start waving legal shit around and wagging her finger while slightly screwing her face up in an attempt to emote.
Aubry told Halle, in the most grown-up way he could muster (aka akin to soiling himself and threatening to cry really loudly) that?he would not let her take Nahla to New York?to shoot a movie. Halle, being wealthy, said she’d put Gabe in a swanky hotel if he just stopped whining like a little gitbox.
A week in a fancy hotel with his precious, puking baby? Of course, he said no. Then threw all of Nahla’s toys out of the pram.
Apparently, Gabriel (currently signing-on) said:
“Why do I have to follow her? She can leave?Nahla here.”
A Los Angeles County Superior Court said words to the effect of, “Honestly. This is so tiresome that my nostrils are healing over. Halle. Just take your stupid kid with you, alright?”
Everyone presumably muttered under their breath ‘surely Gabriel knew what he was getting into when he ejaculated up a successful actress’. Oh, and being spiteful isn’t a very attractive look. We know better than most.
Tune in next week when Gabriel Aubrey refuses to eat his sprouts and Halle Berry tries to buy him a Playstation to stop him from kicking his little legs in a tantrum.
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Mike says
Georgia says
Oh please stop with always dumping on the white person.
Why doesnt everyone know that Halle Berry is a nutcase and a racist at that.
She should be the one that should be watched.
Shut up already!