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Katie Price Gives Long Statement About The Her Split With Alex Reid, Who Incidentally, Is Thinking About Haunting Her Like A Ghoul

by Mof Gimmers

Everybody on Earth… hang on… lets start that again. The small percentage of people in Britain who actually gave even the vaguest of fucks about Katie Price knew that, the second she tapped off with Alex Reid, he was being offered as bait. Now, you can decide whether he was being offered to a false [...]

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Katie Price Wants To Announce Split In TV Special, Which Effectively Means Filming Alex Reid Crying All Over Himself

by Mof Gimmers

Katie Price and Alex Reid looked like they were going to announce their inevitable split the other day, but alas, never quite got ’round to it. That’s a shame because every single one of us cares deeply about whether they’re having sex or not. One of the things that seems to be a hurdle is [...]

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Mass Suicides Predicted As Katie Price And Alex Reid Prepare To Tell Everyone That They Don’t Love Each Other Anymore

by Mof Gimmers

Katie Price breaks news faster than she breaks the thick blooded heart of pro-lummox and punchbag, Alex Reid. That’s Alex Reid who likes to slip into something more fiddly like women’s clothes, from time-to-time. We are legally obliged to mention that. Anyway, for ages, there have been mutterings that these two were going to split [...]

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Katie Price States The Insultingly Obvious And Confirms That Her Marriage To Alex Reid Is In Trouble

by Mof Gimmers

Alex Reid is, clearly, a figure of fun in the British press. Hardly surprising when you consider the fact that he’s a perma-tanned cross-dressing simpleton who gets punched in the balls for a living. However, beneath all that, there is something to feel sorry for. Really? Yes. Fact is, we all know and he knows [...]

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Adventures With Loose Women And Laughing At Alcoholism

by hecklerspray staff

Daytime television is, by it’s own admission, awful. Never has it been implied that shows like Jeremy Kyle and Cash In The Attic exist to do anything other than while away the hours for bored housewives and jobless shut-ins. A spot of light relief between playing online bingo and masturbating into a commemorative tea towel. [...]

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Katie Price Makes Official Complaint About Frankie Boyle And For Once, It Is Difficult To Pick A Side

by Mof Gimmers

Since Frankie Boyle left the BBC, he’s been sulking. He’s decided that the BBC squashed his right to free speech and, of course, freedom of speech essentially means making the most offensive jokes you can think of. A bit like a teenager chuckling over the word ‘rape’. This has left Boyle in the unique position [...]

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Katie Price Banned From Driving And It Is All The Fault Of Paparazzi (Who Still Are Allowed To Drive)

by Mof Gimmers

Katie Price isn’t going to be using her children in TV shows or magazine shoots any more. She won’t be giving them a lift to school either as she’s been disqualified from driving after she received three further points on her licence for speeding, a court heard. We’re pretty sure you’ve already done the ‘twin [...]

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Peter Andre Rushed To Hospital, World Saunters To Reaction

by Mof Gimmers

Argh! What do we do in this situation?! Peter Andre has been rushed to hospital and we don’t know what level of piss-taking to offer. What if he dies over the weekend? We’ll look nastier than usual then? Mind you, we could claim it as a ‘first!’, thereby giving us the chance to say ‘we [...]

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Katie Price Withdraws Children From Public Eye – Not Clear If ‘Children’ Is A Euphemism For Breasts

by Mof Gimmers

Sometimes, you can convince yourself that Katie Price is omnipotent. She’s everywhere and yet, like God, does absolutely piss-all to justify it. Still, one thing we won’t be seeing much of is her children. Price has declared she will no longer feature her children (Junior and Princess) in photo shoots or on her TV shows. [...]

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Katie Price To Become A Full Time Loose Woman

by Matthew Laidlow

Unless you like period dramas or watching inbred, six-fingered divs arguing on Jeremy Kyle, ITV doesn’t really have much more too offer, apart from the parody that is X-Factor. For those who aren’t unemployed or students, the daytime schedule contains nothing of any interest apart from muting out This Morning to look at Holly Willoughby. [...]

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