Katie Price and Alex Reid looked like they were going to announce their inevitable split the other day, but alas, never quite got ’round to it. That’s a shame because every single one of us cares deeply about whether they’re having sex or not.
One of the things that seems to be a hurdle is that Katie is refusing to undergo IVF treatment. Are we to assume she doesn’t like messing around with nature and that things should unfold as God himself intended?
HAHAHAHAH! You’ve seen her tits and face, right?
Anyway, it seems that Alex Reid (human punchbag, both professionally and, with Price, emotionally too) is desperate to get a baby growing inside the fascinatingly awful model/author/thing. You’re guaranteed a certain level of fame if you do, we suppose.
Some dick told a newspaper:
“There were many factors to this circus of a marriage falling apart.
?Alex so desperately wanted to become a dad and believed they were still working on this. But few people understand how gruelling IVF is. Katie underwent hell twice to try and have Alex’s baby. She simply couldn’t do it for a third time, but didn’t have the heart to tell him straight away.
“When it eventually came out he was destroyed. There was a row to end all rows.?
“As it stands they are living in separate parts of their house.”
Or, as it is commonly known, ‘sleeping on the couch’. It doesn’t end there though. Ever the canny shill, Katie Price can still see pound signs hanging over Reid’s perfectly square and orange head.
It has been suggested that Price isn’t game for making a decision about their future until she gets to do it on a television programme. Almost impressive in crassness, don’t you think?
It is claimed that footage is being captured for Katie’s first reality show on Living, where presumably, she’ll want to capture the split second when she drives an emotional nail through Alex Reid’s heart, leaving us all to watch the clip of his breakdown over and over, frame-by-frame.
Another source says:
“She and Alex have been dead and buried for weeks, but she didn’t want them to split up before Christmas for the sake of the kids. The original plan was to announce the separation within days of their one-year anniversary, which got put forward when Kate could no longer bear her husband.?
“But after signing a new reality TV deal with Living and Virgin Media, she’s determined to give the viewers what they want – fireworks. By dragging out the marriage for a few more days, the crew have told her they’ll get brilliant footage, mainly of Alex bewildered and in tears.”
Jesus Christ almighty! Read that last sentiment again. ‘Giving viewers what they want… and that is to see a grown man bewildered and in tears’.
Holy mackerel. What have we become?
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