Katie Price isn’t going to be using her children in TV shows or magazine shoots any more. She won’t be giving them a lift to school either as she’s been disqualified from driving after she received three further points on her licence for speeding, a court heard.
We’re pretty sure you’ve already done the ‘twin airbags’ joke in your head, which means we don’t have to bother. Thanks for that.
The famous for being famous person was caught by a speed camera doing 83mph along the A23 at Pyecombe in West Sussex last December. BUT WAIT! It isn’t her fault at all!
Price/Jordan/That Orange Faced Woman now has 13 points on her licence and didn’t attend Crawley Magistrates’ Court for the hearing but pleaded guilty to the charge in her absence. That’s handy isn’t it?
Her lawyer, Robin Sellers (he sounds like a wine thief), told the court she was being pursued by photographers when she was caught speeding along the 70mph road.
He said:
“About nine minutes before she was caught she pulled over and in a state of exasperation asked that another enforcement officer could have a word with a couple of members of the paparazzi who were following her.”
So are we right in assuming that all those that were chasing after her have all got points on their licences as well? No. They were all in pursuit at exactly 70mph. Absolutely.
The Deputy District Judge, Ken Goldspring, unsympathetically replied to Price:
“It goes with the territory.”
Thanks to having loads of points on her licence, of course, she’s got previous. The funniest ticket she got was earlier this year she was slapped with three points after she was convicted of not being in proper control of her luxury 7.5 tonne pink horsebox.
Read that back. It’s brilliant. It’s a world we’ll never understand.
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hoohaahee says
What a complete waste of skin she is. Laughably moronic.