Katie Price breaks news faster than she breaks the thick blooded heart of pro-lummox and punchbag, Alex Reid. That’s Alex Reid who likes to slip into something more fiddly like women’s clothes, from time-to-time. We are legally obliged to mention that.
Anyway, for ages, there have been mutterings that these two were going to split up. In fact, these rumours flew around in the first week of Reid and Price getting together. She clearly still loves Peter Andre doesn’t she? Because she’s quite obviously stupid.
The announcement is set to come very, very soon. This afternoon in fact. That’s right! hecklerspray are running a news article before it has even happened! We should have said ‘SPOILER ALERT’.
Dan Wooton, who works for the News of the World has gone on Twitter to reveal that the couple will be releasing a statement this afternoon.
He probably got that information by [The hecklerspray legal team have removed this joke because it could get hecklerspray into a lot of trouble and, besides, you can’t go around making jokes about NOTW] … [the legal team that represent the hecklerspray legal team have removed the joke about telephones from the hecklerspray legal team because it could get absolutely everyone on Earth into trouble]
Phew. That last joke is a bit confusing isn’t it?
Anyway, Wooton wrote:
?Breaking: I have just learned Jordan and Alex Reid will officially announce their separation this afternoon. Will have more details soon.?
He added:
?Breaking: I am told it was Jordan’s decision to end the marriage. The statement will brief. Alex Reid is distraught.?
Of course Alex Reid is distraught. He’s an idiot and he’s only just realised that everyone’s been correctly telling him so all along.
Oh well.
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