Not that we’d ever say this to his face, but Alex Reid seems like a wee bit of a head case. ?The primary evidence for that is obviously the marriage to Jordankatieprice and becoming a de-facto stand-in for his body double and mental equal, Peter Andre.
Further than this damning evidence is pretty much every other titbit of information that drips out of the media about his personal life (that is, if a titbit can drip. One assumes it can).
There’s his made up names, ‘Roxanne’ for the cross-dressing, the ‘Reidinator’ for the fighting, ‘Rocky’ when he’s in the Big Brother house, ‘Peter’ when Katiejordanprice would get confused in bed and mix him up with his exact doppleganger. ?He gets his nutrition before a big fight from ‘reabsorbing’ his sperm to take on the nutrients (apparently they make him go ‘raaaaahh’, according to his Wikipedia page. Goodness!). And now reports have come out that he has been taking part in some kind of druidy festival up at Stonehenge.
We suppose, in a way, compared to most celebrities’ processes of dealing with hurdles in their life (head shaving, shouting at Jews, becoming a lesbian)?this is a slightly more sane way of coping. Seems like in the last week, Reid has seen the divorce terms and is dealing with it in the only way he knows how – by wearing a giant hood and attempting to wrestle some prehisoric stones to the ground.
Digitalspy sacrifices a lamb and says:
Reid took part in a ritual with friends in which participants wear large hoods and chant in unison around the prehistoric monument…”Alex was down in the dumps but feels much stronger now and will not be gagged by Katie,” the source added.
Okay, maybe it doesn’t explicitly say that he attempted to bear hug one of the ancient stones out of the ground a la Zangief, but it just seems like something he might try. Heck, given that no one is normally allowed within about half a mile of the damn stones we might be tempted to give them a quick rugby tackle, just to see, and we have the strength of an emaciated window dresser.
The divorce is apparently only giving him 10% of the joint earnings, rather than 50%, and it allows Jordonpricekatie to gag him about their relationship, the last part of which is especially good news for anyone concerned about the educational system in this country.
Anyway, now that he has drawn some Power From The Stones, or some other new-age arse he will?undoubtedly be fighting for his ‘fair share’ of the earnings. His solicitor has made a start, apparently he deserves the money because,
He hasn’t been falling out of nightclubs and draping himself over women
Nice to see he’s got himself legal representation that can grab hold of the really important technical and legal issues, isn’t it?
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