When Justin Bieber fans aren’t screaming constantly, ’til their underdeveloped larynges snap like tiny pink pencils, they’re being spectacularly stupid. Not only do they see fit to chase Bieber on-foot while he’s being driven in a car at high speeds (leaving his world looking like Dawn Of The Dead), they’re ringing people up who aren’t him and shrieking at them.
That’s right. So thick-witted are Bieber fans that they’ve been harassing someone who isn’t even remotely linked to the 18 month old pop sensation.
It all started when someone tapped some numbers into the pane of a blog and it all spiralled out of control from there.
What happened was, some bright spark decided to post a telephone number on a blog and say “Yup! That’s Justin Bieber’s phone number alright!”
Now, the collected ‘spray writers have a number of celebrity phone numbers and of course, the temptation to constantly send ill-advised messages and jokes to these numbers is high. However – there’s a part of you that stops you from doing it because, mainly, it makes you look like a creep and, secondly, it makes you looking like a fucking creep.
Of course, we’ve obtained these numbers from the people themselves after conducting interviews with them, not after finding them on a blog.
And so, without any self-awareness at all, millions of Bieber fans figured that it would be completely fine to tap this random number into their phones and preemptively start screaming, just in case it was their favourite day-old-crooner.
The chances of Bieber being pleased that one of his fans might ring him up is slim-to-nil, especially if he’s concentrating really hard on trying to unfasten Selena Gomez’s bra.
Now, the family in upstate New York who own this phone number are now in the middle of a Bieber fan frenzy. That’s because Bieber fans are about as smart as a skip filled with tyres.
17-year old Eric McGriff, who owns the cell phone in question, says that his phone has been ringing non-stop and that he’s had to change his number.
McGriff says:
“Maybe it would be cooler if it happened and we got confused with someone whose music we liked. But we don’t like Justin Bieber in my household, so getting calls from his fans isn’t the greatest thing in the world.”
Hear that Bieberphiles? You’re trying to declare your undying love to a teenager called Eric McGriff who thinks you are idiots.
As you were.
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