Articles tagged with: John Mayer
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Split: He Can’t Commit, She May be Mental
Aww, put the confetti away - it seems Jennifer Aniston is destined for a life of endless unfulfilling relationships after her fling with John Mayer was consigned to nothingness. Yes, it would seem that the relationship that had been hyped as 'the love of the century' - we may be making that one up - has gone the way of the perennially single Dodo, as Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have reportedly broken up. Try to fight back the tears, we're sure Jennifer is managing to. Especially seeing as she's now getting her thang on with some kind of model man from Britney Spears' Toxic video. At least that's more interesting than a nobody in a band, who seems to automatically screw any celebrity woman inhabiting a three-mile radius of his penis. We mean like John Mayer, if you weren't paying attention.
Aww, put the confetti away - it seems Jennifer Aniston is destined for a life of endless unfulfilling relationships after her fling with John Mayer was consigned to nothingness. Yes, it would seem that the relationship that had been hyped as 'the love of the century' - we may be making that one up - has gone the way of the perennially single Dodo, as Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have reportedly broken up. Try to fight back the tears, we're sure Jennifer is managing to. Especially seeing as she's now getting her thang on with some kind of model man from Britney Spears' Toxic video. At least that's more interesting than a nobody in a band, who seems to automatically screw any celebrity woman inhabiting a three-mile radius of his penis. We mean like John Mayer, if you weren't paying attention.
Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer All Super Nonstop Kissy Kissy
Quick, get your confetti out - this fling between Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer seems to be getting pretty serious. How serious? So serious that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have been seen out together 'laughing at each other's jokes'. What's more, they might have actually kissed in private once. Whatever could be next? Hand-holding? Nonspecific fondling? This madness has to stop! Actually, sod the confetti - it sounds like a wedding's so inevitable here that if we have to fling shredded clumps of our own flesh at the happy couple to celebrate their union that's what we'll do.
Quick, get your confetti out - this fling between Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer seems to be getting pretty serious. How serious? So serious that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have been seen out together 'laughing at each other's jokes'. What's more, they might have actually kissed in private once. Whatever could be next? Hand-holding? Nonspecific fondling? This madness has to stop! Actually, sod the confetti - it sounds like a wedding's so inevitable here that if we have to fling shredded clumps of our own flesh at the happy couple to celebrate their union that's what we'll do.
Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer: Either Dating Or Quite Hungry
All anyone wants for Jennifer Aniston is happiness - a quiet, private happiness that makes her so happy she stops making films. And, fingers crossed, she might have just stumbled onto it. It's been reported that Jennifer Aniston may have found love with squidge-faced bluesman John Mayer after the pair of them were both seen eating in a restaurant with 'their heads close together.' Sounds like love to us. If it's true it's nice to see that Jennifer Aniston has successfully moved on from Brad Pitt once and for all, and has learnt her lesson about getting into relationships with tedious-looking prettyboys by getting into a relationship with a... oh. Never mind.
All anyone wants for Jennifer Aniston is happiness - a quiet, private happiness that makes her so happy she stops making films. And, fingers crossed, she might have just stumbled onto it. It's been reported that Jennifer Aniston may have found love with squidge-faced bluesman John Mayer after the pair of them were both seen eating in a restaurant with 'their heads close together.' Sounds like love to us. If it's true it's nice to see that Jennifer Aniston has successfully moved on from Brad Pitt once and for all, and has learnt her lesson about getting into relationships with tedious-looking prettyboys by getting into a relationship with a... oh. Never mind.
Everyone Jessica Simpson’s Ever Shagged Wins An Award
To be in a relationship with Jessica Simpson isn't just to admit to a perverse life-long infatuation with bright orange, massive-jawed women, you know.
By the looks of it, as soon as your penis gets anywhere near to Jessica Simpson, Cosmopolitan magazine lobs a Fun Fearless Male award at you too.
Yesterday's Fun Fearless Male award luncheon in New York was attended by John Mayer (who did it with Jessica Simpson), Tony Romo (who's doing it with Jessica Simpson) and Dane Cook (who might have done it with Jessica Simpson). Factor in the fact that last year's winner was Jessica Simpson's ex-husband Nick Lachey and you may as well rename the caboodle The Fun, Fearless And Suddenly Quite Paranoid About The Size Of Their Penis awards.
