Gosh, can you believe it’s been a whole week since we last?vomited?Soap news into your laps? ?Well it has. Deal with it. We’re glad you didn’t bother washing those trousers as here it comes again you miserable lot!
In Eastenders this week Masood tells Zainab he wants a divorce?because?that’s what you do when your wife tries to kill herself isn’t it? Not according to Tanwar who tells his father what a big swine he is and demands he stay married to the stress monkey because Allah says so. Meanwhile Zainab can’t remember a bloody thing but is still determined to make food for everyone on an hourly basis and tell everyone who’ll listen that Masood is her husband.
We know, shurrupalready.